BREAKING NEWS: OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED!

[Bruno]

No, no, obviously it's more of an internet conspiracy theory dick-wagging contest.

Oh, really.... um.....

Well then.




Bin Laden...

is really...  ummmmm...

Jim Henson!

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

AFAIK the whole "Osama's kidneys may be in bad shape" stuff comes from multiple sources. Snopes thinks so, though then you get into an argument of how reliable Snopes is.

Of course we all know that the Osama bin Laden from 9/11 was actually the fifth Osama bin Laden. Whenever an old Osama bin Laden has had enough of terroristing and wants to retire, he sends all of his old followers off on suicide missions except his chosen successor, then he recruits a bunch of new terrorists and starts calling his successor Osama bin Laden in front of them. Eventually the old Osama bin Laden leaves and the new Osama bin Laden sets up shop in his place with no one the wiser.

Oh wow.  "Unnamed intelligence officers".  Well, I am certainly willing to trust the word of anonymous professional liars and disinformation specialists.

Yeah, if you're just pulling speculation out of your arse.  Unfortunately, people who deal in things like facts and who are paid to pay attention to things like intonation, pronunciation, physical characteristics, vocabulary and so on totally disagree.

Sorry, I thought I'd raise the bar to something approaching rational conversation.  I didn't realize we were having a "bullshitting on hunches" contest.

Cains back and handing out burns like nobodys business.

[Requia ☣]

That's been my working hypothesis for a long time. Dude was on dialysis how many years ago?

Yeah, according to Pervez Musharraf.

Who strikes me as a totally trustworthy and neutral source who would never claim someone is dead so that he wouldn't have to make any attempt to catch him, while his own intelligence officers set him up in safe houses in the Federally Administered Tribal Region of Pakistan, along with almost all of the Al-Qaeda high command, who were flown out of Kunduz barely a day before US strikes began in earnest.

Incidentally, guessed who OK'd those flights?  None other than Dick Cheney.  Who isn't so much an evil mastermind as someone who is duped by the least credible intelligence agency in the history of the world, who claimed they wanted to "fly personnel out" before the US stomped everything.  Apparently Dick Cheney just forget the previous 7 years of the ISI courting every Islamist with a bank account and a handgun into fighting their wars.  Tommy Franks also takes some blame though, for refusing to place any troops on the Pakistani border and letting Northern Alliance troops (who totally would never take bribes, no way) to do the heavy lifting instead.  Which is exactly how Bin Laden slipped across, by throwing wads of money at anyone in the way.

Huh, that'll teach me to believe anything the news says.

[AFK]

No, no, obviously it's more of an internet conspiracy theory dick-wagging contest.

Oh, really.... um.....

Well then.




Bin Laden...

is really...  ummmmm...

Jim Henson!

So Bin Laden really IS a puppet master.


















Mwa ha ha ha!!!!!! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No, no, obviously it's more of an internet conspiracy theory dick-wagging contest.

Oh, this'll be funny.

[Phox]

No, no, obviously it's more of an internet conspiracy theory dick-wagging contest.

Oh, this'll be funny.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

No, no, obviously it's more of an internet conspiracy theory dick-wagging contest.

Jews are responsible for: 9/11, the Holocaust, Fukashima, Chernobyl, the bank bailouts, the moon landing, MICHAEL BAY, gay marriage, defenders of marriage, every Bolshevik uprising and the fact that the line at the DMV is so damn long.

I win.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

That's been my working hypothesis for a long time. Dude was on dialysis how many years ago?

I heard the type of dialysis Bin Laden required was actually fairly simple and not the kind that requires the giant dialysis machine. No idea if it's bullshit or not, I never bothered to verify it.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

AFAIK the whole "Osama's kidneys may be in bad shape" stuff comes from multiple sources. Snopes thinks so, though then you get into an argument of how reliable Snopes is.

Of course we all know that the Osama bin Laden from 9/11 was actually the fifth Osama bin Laden. Whenever an old Osama bin Laden has had enough of terroristing and wants to retire, he sends all of his old followers off on suicide missions except his chosen successor, then he recruits a bunch of new terrorists and starts calling his successor Osama bin Laden in front of them. Eventually the old Osama bin Laden leaves and the new Osama bin Laden sets up shop in his place with no one the wiser.

Oh wow.  "Unnamed intelligence officers".  Well, I am certainly willing to trust the word of anonymous professional liars and disinformation specialists.

Yeah, if you're just pulling speculation out of your arse.  Unfortunately, people who deal in things like facts and who are paid to pay attention to things like intonation, pronunciation, physical characteristics, vocabulary and so on totally disagree.

Sorry, I thought I'd raise the bar to something approaching rational conversation.  I didn't realize we were having a "bullshitting on hunches" contest.

Cain, dunno if you got the reference or not, but the whole last paragraph is a play on a quote from the movie "The Princess Bride" (most quoted thing since Monty Python).  I think Laughin Jude was just trying to be funny.

[AFK]

No, no, he's just a lieutenant, the operation is really run by Ayatollah Nottodothat.

This was a damn good joke if I do say so myself. 

[Freeky]

  Didn't catch that before.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Ok, so hilarious trolling aside - he's actually dead for real now, I'm told.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I had the mansion part right......

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

No shit.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

No shit.

I was just joking around.