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Started by Remington, April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM

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Remington

April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.

"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
Is it plugged in?

Luna

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April 14, 2011, 11:44:24 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.

"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?

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April 15, 2011, 12:18:26 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.

"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?
At least 3 teabaggers who think that April snow means global warming is a hoax.
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April 15, 2011, 01:09:12 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.

"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?

This is Aput's department.  Rain is not snow.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

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April 15, 2011, 03:19:58 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.

"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?

This is your own goddamn fault for living in Canuckistan.
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Remington

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April 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 01:09:12 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.

"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?

This is Aput's department.  Rain is not snow.
Is very cold rain.

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 15, 2011, 03:19:58 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
... with the Greater North American Rain Gods.

"Blizzard" is not appropriate weather for April 14th, mkay? The tulips were just starting to come up yesterday, and now it looks like bloody Christmas evening again. What sacrifice must be performed to stop this white terror?

This is your own goddamn fault for living in Canuckistan.
I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.

(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)
Is it plugged in?

Don Coyote

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April 15, 2011, 03:41:12 AM
We will destroy you Cunukistani scum if you try to migrate southward.

Suu

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April 15, 2011, 03:44:15 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM

I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.

(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MAH PRINCIPALITY. :crankey:
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Remington

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April 15, 2011, 04:05:31 AM Last Edit: April 15, 2011, 04:07:39 AM by Remington
Quote from: Don Quixote on April 15, 2011, 03:41:12 AM
We will destroy you Cunukistani scum if you try to migrate southward.
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 15, 2011, 03:44:15 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM

I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.

(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MAH PRINCIPALITY. :crankey:

We offer poutine, maple syrup, and universal healthcare.
Also, Jack Layton's mustache.

Within 10-15 years, Amerikans are going to have to make a choice. Would they rather be ruled by a democractically elected Canadian government, or by the executive board of Halliburton and Monsanto?
Is it plugged in?

Cainad (dec.)

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April 15, 2011, 04:05:46 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 15, 2011, 03:44:15 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM

I plan on moving to California or Hawaii in a few years. You know, once the US goes bankrupt and starts having to auction off states to foreign countries.

(Canada calls dibs on the West Coast plus Hawaii and Alaska)

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MAH PRINCIPALITY. :crankey:


Suu, you can't possibly believe anyone would actually want to invade/capture any part of New England?


We're cantankerous, bitchy, and sarcastic.
Our weather sucks almost as much as our attitudes.
We are dangerously close to New Jersey.
Major demographics in New England include Dagos, WASPs, J00z, and Teh Gays. The shoreline of CT is also protected by an island covered by fierce tribes of Long Eye Landers.
And we LIKE it this way.

New England, including the Principality, is safe from takeover merely by virtue of its sheer odiousness.

Remington

#10
April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:


  • Washington
  • Oregon
  • California
  • Hawaii
  • Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:


  • Washington
  • Oregon
  • California
  • Hawaii
  • Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

#12
April 15, 2011, 04:23:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:


  • Washington
  • Oregon
  • California
  • Hawaii
  • Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.


Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)
Is it plugged in?

Don Coyote

#13
April 15, 2011, 04:29:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:


  • Washington
  • Oregon
  • California
  • Hawaii
  • Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.



Fuck it. Moving to AZ.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 15, 2011, 04:36:26 AM
Quote from: Don Quixote on April 15, 2011, 04:29:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2011, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 15, 2011, 04:10:15 AM
To clarify, Canada is only interested in:


  • Washington
  • Oregon
  • California
  • Hawaii
  • Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.



Fuck it. Moving to AZ.

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