Screen names for future trolling

[Payne]

Some say if you tune a radio to 88.4fm, you can hear his thoughts.

Some say he is confused by stairs.

Some say he is a C.I.A. experiment gone horribly wrong.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks.

Some say, that in a recent late night deal, he bought a slightly dented, white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh.

Some say he once did some time, in a Prison in Canterbury, because his Teddy is called "The Baby Jesus.

all we know is . . . . . actually, what do we know?

Some say that he sleeps inside out.

Some say that one of his eyes, is a testicle.

Some say his tears can cure Cancer. But he never cries.

Some say he can drown a fish.

Some say he is absolutely baffled by urinals.

Some say that he gets sexually aroused by duct tape and peanuts.

Some say that he has 51 fake identities and most of them are stolen.

Some say that his stools have the same texture as a Snickers bar.

Jeremy Clarkson ('s writers) cracks me up on the regular.

[BadBeast]

What, writers? You mean it's not just his natural wit? 

[Payne]

What, writers? You mean it's not just his natural wit? 

Admittedly, he does provide the timing and ridiculous face.

Though you can't really give him credit for having a generally ridiculous face, it suits the stiglines.

[BadBeast]

What, writers? You mean it's not just his natural wit? 

Admittedly, he does provide the timing and ridiculous face.

Though you can't really give him credit for having a generally ridiculous face, it suits the stiglines.

Hasn't he just been caught by the paps, for shagging some blonde bimbo, and something something a trans-sexual wrestler?