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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 26, 2011, 12:53:43 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 26, 2011, 01:40:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:39:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.

I think I know what went wrong last time. 

NO MAYONNAISE AAAUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH!

We'll warm it up this time.

Also, stronger springs and maybe a smaller motor.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#16
April 26, 2011, 01:43:36 AM
Freeky, you should definitely sell a kidney to get a hitachi magic wand.
there is no greater.
hell, open up a chipin acct, and i'd toss in a couple for you...  :lol:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#17
April 26, 2011, 01:59:14 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 01:43:36 AM
Freeky, you should definitely sell a kidney to get a hitachi magic wand.
there is no greater.
hell, open up a chipin acct, and i'd toss in a couple for you...  :lol:

There's a cause to believe in. Appeasing the Wrath.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
April 26, 2011, 02:02:15 AM
There comes a point where things just stop being funny.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#19
April 26, 2011, 02:04:22 AM
....i think i'm missing some critical backstory....
i appologize if i was being crass

Freeky

#20
April 26, 2011, 04:38:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 02:02:15 AM
There comes a point where things just stop being funny.

Yep. :sad:  Whatever, it's PD.

Suu

#21
April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad:  Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#22
April 26, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad:  Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.

Is that the sound of 30 years approaching I hear?

Suu

#23
April 26, 2011, 04:46:39 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad:  Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.

Is that the sound of 30 years approaching I hear?

30 YEARS AND STILL GOT GAME. :banana:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#24
April 26, 2011, 04:52:40 AM
Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXtRSzUcZQk


Now THIS is romantic stuff.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#25
April 26, 2011, 04:56:43 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#26
April 26, 2011, 01:11:25 PM

Don Coyote

#27
April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?

AFK

#28
April 26, 2011, 01:51:42 PM
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On.

EOT
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#29
April 26, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?

He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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