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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 26, 2011, 12:53:43 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
April 26, 2011, 01:40:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:39:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.

I think I know what went wrong last time. 

NO MAYONNAISE AAAUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH!

We'll warm it up this time.

Also, stronger springs and maybe a smaller motor.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#16
April 26, 2011, 01:43:36 AM
Freeky, you should definitely sell a kidney to get a hitachi magic wand.
there is no greater.
hell, open up a chipin acct, and i'd toss in a couple for you...  :lol:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#17
April 26, 2011, 01:59:14 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 26, 2011, 01:43:36 AM
Freeky, you should definitely sell a kidney to get a hitachi magic wand.
there is no greater.
hell, open up a chipin acct, and i'd toss in a couple for you...  :lol:

There's a cause to believe in. Appeasing the Wrath.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
April 26, 2011, 02:02:15 AM
There comes a point where things just stop being funny.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#19
April 26, 2011, 02:04:22 AM
....i think i'm missing some critical backstory....
i appologize if i was being crass

Freeky

#20
April 26, 2011, 04:38:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 02:02:15 AM
There comes a point where things just stop being funny.

Yep. :sad:  Whatever, it's PD.

Suu

#21
April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad:  Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#22
April 26, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad:  Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.

Is that the sound of 30 years approaching I hear?

Suu

#23
April 26, 2011, 04:46:39 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 04:44:26 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 04:42:17 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
:evilmad:  Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW AWESOME I AM.

Is that the sound of 30 years approaching I hear?

30 YEARS AND STILL GOT GAME. :banana:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#24
April 26, 2011, 04:52:40 AM
Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXtRSzUcZQk


Now THIS is romantic stuff.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#25
April 26, 2011, 04:56:43 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#26
April 26, 2011, 01:11:25 PM

Don Coyote

#27
April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?

AFK

#28
April 26, 2011, 01:51:42 PM
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On.

EOT
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#29
April 26, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on April 26, 2011, 01:50:21 PM
guess who doesn't have to get laid by cosplayers to feel awesome?

He's not a cosplayer, but thanks for playing.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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