Songs That Celebrate SexyTiem.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Brought on by Suu's post featuring the song "I Just Had Sex" in another thread.

LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Lords of Acid - Rough Sex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C9XQ0VoEU

E-Rotic - Fred Come to Bed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8kYIZR7ke8

Venga Boys - Boom Boom Boom I Want You In My Room - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMP-JqFQ_l4

Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch (The Discovery Channel Song) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

That's all I could think of off the top of my head.

[Freeky]

   Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I just like songs about sex. :P I haven't been laid in days. As a matter of fact, my SOs say I am slowly destroying sex for them with my antics.

[Freeky]

I haven't been laid in days.

POOR FUCKING BABY.

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Flight of the Conchords - Business Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

"Conditions are perfect."

I definitely prefer their taped live show to their overproduced non-live show.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I haven't been laid in days.

POOR FUCKING BABY.

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[Freeky]

I will kick you in the goddamn teeth.

Freeky,
VENGEFUL god of bend yuor space/time horny,
Not particularly happy about the position.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

hooboy.

Good move, CPD.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This means Freeky doesn't love me anymore, doesn't it? 

I only shared the link because it's the next toy on my to-get list! And it's cheaper than the Hitachi Magic Wand (my current favorite) by ten dollars! I wasn't trying to suggest anything awful, I swear.

[Freeky]

Not all of us have disposable income, even if we had income PERIOD.  So just continue to rub my nose in it, go on.  Goddammit.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

[Freeky]

Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.

I think I know what went wrong last time. 

[Freeky]

Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.

I think I know what went wrong last time. 

NO MAYONNAISE AAAUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I don't have a 'healthy' sex life. I occasionally get laid by my bf who has fibro and occasionally get laid by my gf who's going through menopause. But yeah still invoked the wrath. I deserve it.