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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 26, 2011, 12:53:43 AM

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April 26, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Brought on by Suu's post featuring the song "I Just Had Sex" in another thread.

LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Lords of Acid - Rough Sex - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C9XQ0VoEU

E-Rotic - Fred Come to Bed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8kYIZR7ke8

Venga Boys - Boom Boom Boom I Want You In My Room - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMP-JqFQ_l4

Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch (The Discovery Channel Song) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

That's all I could think of off the top of my head.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#1
April 26, 2011, 12:55:07 AM
 :evilmad:  Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Who. Got. Laid. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
April 26, 2011, 01:06:42 AM
I just like songs about sex. :P I haven't been laid in days. As a matter of fact, my SOs say I am slowly destroying sex for them with my antics.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#3
April 26, 2011, 01:07:48 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:06:42 AM
I haven't been laid in days.

POOR FUCKING BABY. :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad: :evilmad:

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#4
April 26, 2011, 01:09:12 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 12:53:43 AM
Flight of the Conchords - Business Time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

:lulz:

"Conditions are perfect."

I definitely prefer their taped live show to their overproduced non-live show.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#5
April 26, 2011, 01:16:21 AM
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#6
April 26, 2011, 01:23:18 AM
I will kick you in the goddamn teeth.

Freeky,
VENGEFUL god of bend yuor space/time horny,
Not particularly happy about the position.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
April 26, 2011, 01:24:33 AM
hooboy.

Good move, CPD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
April 26, 2011, 01:26:18 AM
This means Freeky doesn't love me anymore, doesn't it?  :horrormirth:

I only shared the link because it's the next toy on my to-get list! And it's cheaper than the Hitachi Magic Wand (my current favorite) by ten dollars! I wasn't trying to suggest anything awful, I swear.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#9
April 26, 2011, 01:28:33 AM
Not all of us have disposable income, even if we had income PERIOD.  So just continue to rub my nose in it, go on.  Goddammit.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#11
April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
April 26, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.

I think I know what went wrong last time. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#13
April 26, 2011, 01:39:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 26, 2011, 01:36:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 26, 2011, 01:31:11 AM
Shit. Um. Please don't kill me? I'm too young to die and I haven't made a will yet so if I die now my mom gets my comic book collection and she'd just let my siblings burn them . . .

TOO LATE, YOU'VE INVOKED A GOD'S WRATH!  SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR HEALTHY SEX LIFE IN LIKE 60 YEARS! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

We could build a better version of The Mechanical Boyfriend.

I think I know what went wrong last time. 

NO MAYONNAISE AAAUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHGH!

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#14
April 26, 2011, 01:39:26 AM
I don't have a 'healthy' sex life. I occasionally get laid by my bf who has fibro and occasionally get laid by my gf who's going through menopause. But yeah still invoked the wrath. I deserve it.  :x
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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