The Richterran Sacrements

[Richter]

1. The Double Cheeseburger - Eat it.  Eat the HELL out of it.  Relish in the fact that you're nourished.  Best performed on long car trips while giving St. Engine Block some time to cool down.

2. The Hammer - Enjoy applying force.  Tap that shit.  Hit it to make a positive change in your environment.  Physics is not a tampon, so don't use a plastic applictor unless you're trying to preserve your paint job.

3.  Preaching - Spread the Holy Word^TM to the populace to point out BS or hypocricy.  Be clever and stylish, lest you be born away for 10 days of psych eval.  Don't ask for or accept money, devotion, or jack shit.  You're doing this as a public service.

4.  Game Night - entertainment while exposing yourself to people who are worth being around.  If they aren't, then cast them out.

5. Getting Lost - Take a long walk.  Get balls ass backwards confused about your location, then find your way again. 

More as I think of them.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PREACH ON, BROTHER RICHTER!

[Phox]

I do all of those as often as possible. SWEET!

[Luna]

If it counts if you get lost accidentally, I'm covered.   

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

MOAR!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I get lost while driving but not while walking. Sense of direction only works when I'm on my own two legs. But a good long, windy ramble is my drug of choice.

[Cainad (dec.)]

2. The Hammer - Enjoy applying force.  Tap that shit.  Hit it to make a positive change in your environment.  Physics is not a tampon, so don't use a plastic applictor unless you're trying to preserve your paint job.

If I may be so bold as trouble thee further, O Grand HyperDeacon of the Sol Sector, answer us lesser Holy Ones^TM these humble requests:

• Teach unto us the proper means of honoring the Sacrament of Really Spicy Stuff
• Bestow upon us the sacred truths of "Click That Fucking Link!", lest we remain ignorant, adrift, and fearful

[Richter]

If I may be so bold as trouble thee further, O Grand HyperDeacon of the Sol Sector, answer us lesser Holy Ones^TM these humble requests:

• Teach unto us the proper means of honoring the Sacrament of Really Spicy Stuff
• Bestow upon us the sacred truths of "Click That Fucking Link!", lest we remain ignorant, adrift, and fearful

Right Reverend Cainad, your spirit is ever in the right place, and I'm not about who's Holy^TM is bigger.  I invite you, and any others, to add their own sacraments as you see me lacking, for you have rightly and well pointed out two I missed in my rush out of the office.  (When the Deacon goes off the clock he goes OFF THE CLOCK.)


6. Really Spicy Stuff - Partake of the spice, appreciate the heat and the great balance of the flavors.  Do not content yourself to a single spice, sauce or concoction, but be creative and mix!  This is about enjoying some righteous vittles, not proving how big your dick is.  For your perseverance, you will be able to drink mace without barfing.  (ACTUAL SUPERPOWERS YOU CAN USE!  WHAT OTHER SET OF SACRAMENTS GIVES YOU THAT?)

7. Click that Fucking Link - Post something interesting, damaging, or novel.  DO not frivolously post every Youtube video or wile pic you see, but only those of especial value to you.  Keep in mind, even with horror, you're passing on THE WORD.

[Payne]

 

Love these sacrements dude. I'll have to add my own later, for Grate Spirichool Justice.

[Luna]

Be Prepared.  One never knows when something will need to be hammered, bolted down, tied up, set on fire, or have other interesting physics required to be applied.

[Jenne]

These are holy strictures I can get behind. 

[Cuddlefish]

These are great, Rich. Speaking of game night, when's the last time we got together for some munchkin?

[Richter]

Been too long, at any rate!  If your time allows we need to keep that going.  Defintiely bring some games for Memorial day too.

[Richter]

Be Prepared.  One never knows when something will need to be hammered, bolted down, tied up, set on fire, or have other interesting physics required to be applied.

8. the Ignition Source - Always have one.  Sometimes, things just need to get burned or melted.  If you're feeling nice you can light up some candles, or help someone light a smoke.

[Suu]

Knives?