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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by Hoser McRhizzy, April 26, 2011, 10:16:39 PM

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Hoser McRhizzy

#90
April 28, 2011, 09:28:13 PM
This thread is now about a sustainable fuel industry, Chloe Kardashian, all-caps, n00bs who must always step, plastic-wrapped "banana fingers" and America's failure to HEED MY WARNING!!!


LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT!
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I think Hoops understands why this needs to happen.
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Hoser McRhizzy

#91
April 28, 2011, 09:35:42 PM


The wonder... The majesty!  But it's missing something.  What could it be?

It's missing WHOLESOME!
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Hoser McRhizzy

#92
April 28, 2011, 09:38:45 PM
The kind of wholesome you can only get from a beaver!



Can you see the little rascal?

But why does that innocent little beaver need to dam the Grand Canyon?



(no mercy... think of the bananas...)
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Hoser McRhizzy

#93
April 28, 2011, 09:43:04 PM
Why, to contain all of that thick, nutrient-rich Quebecois sustainably-harvested maple syrup, of course!



Could anything be more Canadian than your Grand Canyon full of beavers swimming in the maple syrup river they just made?  Could anything by more WHOLESOME?

Continue to tolerate the travesty of individually packaged bananas and find out!!!
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#94
April 28, 2011, 10:48:50 PM
I have no idea why I find that funny.  You're a little weird.  :?

Hoser McRhizzy

#95
April 28, 2011, 11:06:59 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 28, 2011, 10:48:50 PM
I have no idea why I find that funny.  You're a little weird.  :?

thankee
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It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Don Coyote

#96
April 29, 2011, 12:17:30 AM
This thread?

Amuses me.

Hoser McRhizzy

#97
April 29, 2011, 08:24:20 PM
Just when you thought it was safely buried.














NOTHING IS SAFE FROM THE WHOLESODOMIZING!



Yes!  That is Trudeau carrying Canadian Bacon to feed all the hungry migrant workers, and holding aloft the Chickadee of Freedom!

I cannot stop until the last banana is liberated!
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

PopeTom

#98
May 01, 2011, 02:39:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 28, 2011, 12:29:20 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on April 28, 2011, 03:58:21 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 27, 2011, 03:55:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 27, 2011, 12:48:53 AM
Only America would waste irreplaceable hydrocarbons to put a wrapper on a fruit that has a built in wrapper.

RETARDED.   :lulz:

If it makes the last dregs of oil run out quicker then I'm all in favour. Can't wait to see the resulting shitstorm when it's all gone. I have a vision of a populace all running about screaming and eating each other in blind panic when their cars, tevees and microwaves stop working and then there's me, sitting atop a hill, laughing my fucking ass off and yelling "yo assholes, maybe fucking pre packaged bananas will save you?", at the top of my lungs  :lulz:

Thankfully we get most of our electricity from coal.  Therefore TVs and microwaves should still work.

You talking about the kind of coal that just climbs out of the ground into the powerstation hoppers? That's the only kind of coal we'll be mining by then and if I get wind of a single lump of that shit, running in to save the day I'll set fire to the fucking thing myself. This technological apocalypse is way too important to me to let some self mining fuel stand in the way.

No, I'm talking about the kind of coal we get by blowing the tops off of mountains.

Because, you know, fuck mountains.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

ch3mist

#99
May 01, 2011, 04:58:27 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 01, 2011, 02:39:58 PM
Because, you know, fuck mountains.

Hey, that's what those mountains get for not burying their precious resources deeper in the first place. Just leaving that wonderful shit right under the surface of the ground for any prying excavation equipment to come across. How could they resist?

Think of a couple hundred feet of bedrock as a Burqa for the mountain. It's just a matter of time before someone rapes it if it goes into public without one.


By the way, did the quoted comment make anyone else think of Blackzilla screwing Mt. Fuji on Chappelle Show?

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#100
May 01, 2011, 06:27:03 PM
Blowing the top off mountains using what fuel? Oh wait.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hirley0

#101
May 01, 2011, 07:23:29 PM Last Edit: May 01, 2011, 08:44:26 PM by hirley0
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2011, 06:27:03 PM
Blowing the top off mountains using what fuel? Oh wait.
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http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21174.msg1040128#msg1040128

PopeTom

#102
May 01, 2011, 07:49:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2011, 06:27:03 PM
Blowing the top off mountains using what fuel? Oh wait.

I can not quickly look up the kinds of explosives used to blow the fuck out of mountains for their coal.

While yes some oil is certainly required in the whole process much of that can be replaced by slave labor.
Seriously why do you think the Republicans are so gung-ho on poor women giving birth to babies that no one will pay to educate?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

ch3mist

#103
May 02, 2011, 01:15:23 AM Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 02:42:46 AM by ch3mist
Quote from: PopeTom on May 01, 2011, 07:49:11 PM

I can not quickly look up the kinds of explosives used to blow the fuck out of mountains for their coal.

It's normally ANFO (ammonium nitrate/fuel oil) mixtures, as in the OKC bombing.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#104
May 02, 2011, 01:47:11 AM
 :lulz: Popetom

Slave labor solves everything, because my next question was how we're going to move all that coal from point A to point B.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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