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Why is there no thread on the fucking Royal Wedding?

Started by Suu, April 28, 2011, 04:09:58 PM

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Suu

April 28, 2011, 04:09:58 PM
Now there is, bitches.

Okay, seriously, how many of us Americans are seriously going to get up at 4am to watch this bullshit? All I care about is the dress. I'll admit it, I want to see what Kate is gonna wear, but besides that, my English blue blood is cringing.
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LMNO

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April 28, 2011, 04:11:38 PM
You know, I was really hoping it would come and go without anyone here noticing.

Suu

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April 28, 2011, 04:12:34 PM
 8)

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#4
April 28, 2011, 04:20:30 PM
Who even gives the slightest resemblance of a fuck about any of this crap? Inbred richie boy with knobby knees marries twatty golddigger from the world's trailer park, spends zillions of pounds to put on a massive televised spectacle. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, millions of children are still starving and dying from easily preventable diseases.
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April 28, 2011, 04:21:29 PM
Didn't you guys fight an entire war so you wouldn't have to watch shit like this???
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April 28, 2011, 04:24:48 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:21:29 PM
Didn't you guys fight an entire war so you wouldn't have to watch shit like this???


AND WE'LL FIGHT A HUNDRED MORE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
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April 28, 2011, 04:25:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 04:11:38 PM
You know, I was really hoping it would come and go without anyone here noticing.
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:16:30 PM
What wedding?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 28, 2011, 04:24:48 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 28, 2011, 04:21:29 PM
Didn't you guys fight an entire war so you wouldn't have to watch shit like this???


AND WE'LL FIGHT A HUNDRED MORE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

All of these.  Stupid thread is stupid.

The Good Reverend Roger

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April 28, 2011, 04:27:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 28, 2011, 04:11:38 PM
You know, I was really hoping it would come and go without anyone here noticing.

This.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
April 28, 2011, 04:37:57 PM
Somebody's getting married?
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April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.
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April 28, 2011, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.

TGRR simply must be a brides maid.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
April 28, 2011, 04:39:28 PM
Let me know when Harry, Prince of Crazytown, gets married.

William's a bore.  At least Harry TRIES to hold with English tradition, by trying to get killed in stupid ways.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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The Good Reverend Roger

#13
April 28, 2011, 04:39:45 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on April 28, 2011, 04:38:51 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 28, 2011, 04:38:08 PM
Unless they make Payne the chaplain
Im not interested.

TGRR simply must be a brides maid.

WOMP!  STAT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#14
April 28, 2011, 04:40:13 PM
Well if we weren't invited, perhaps we should send a lovely gift to the prettiest one there  :lulz:
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