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Started by Cain, April 28, 2011, 08:33:08 PM

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Cain

April 28, 2011, 08:33:08 PM
From a journo friend

Quote"Everybody hates us, both inside and outside the Party. The top leadership hates us because we're descended from Kang Sheng's men, and they were persecuted by them in the Cultural Revolution."

"I was recruited while I was at college. They were looking for people who were bright, committed to the Party, and tall."

"In Russia, their state security has camps that recruit beautiful women and train them in sex. Why can't we have something like that?"

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April 28, 2011, 08:38:02 PM
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April 28, 2011, 08:39:59 PM
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April 28, 2011, 08:50:19 PM
In America we have kinky niche dating websites where you can recruit women to train in sex. The free market wins again.
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April 28, 2011, 10:31:37 PM
:lulz: That's glorious.

also...

Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 28, 2011, 08:50:19 PM
In America we have kinky niche dating websites where you can recruit women to train in sex. The free market wins again.

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April 29, 2011, 03:44:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 28, 2011, 08:33:08 PM
From a journo friend

Quote"Everybody hates us, both inside and outside the Party. The top leadership hates us because we're descended from Kang Sheng's men, and they were persecuted by them in the Cultural Revolution."

"I was recruited while I was at college. They were looking for people who were bright, committed to the Party, and tall."

"In Russia, their state security has camps that recruit beautiful women and train them in sex. Why can't we have something like that?"



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