A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.

[Adios]

EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.

They come in skintone and chrome also!

[Luna]

I request mine look like this:



Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.

I...  Um...

Okay, we'll schedule a extra day for THAT photo shoot.

[Don Coyote]

You are all horrible people.

[Richter]

Dude.  "Army of One" printed on these. 

[Eater of Clowns]

I think selling them as underwear distinctly lacks vision.  Marketing toward tanning enthusiasts?  Really?

I see a world where the C-string doesn't just replace underwear, it replaces pants!  A world without jeans or chinos, a world where bathing suits and skirts are equally irrelevant.

I see marines launching their assault in styling desert camo c-strings.  Surfers with DIY decorated c-strings riding waves.  C-strings at the RMV and c-strings at Wal-Mart and C-strings at the opera house, on stage and off.

We're standing on the brink of a revolution, folks.  It's time we grab the c-string where it counts and dominate.

[Luna]

You are all horrible people.

This is why you keep coming back, remember?

[Adios]

You are all horrible people.

This is why you keep coming back, remember?

We aren't supposed to be ashamed, are we???

[Luna]

You are all horrible people.

This is why you keep coming back, remember?

We aren't supposed to be ashamed, are we???

Hell, no.  Y'all are supposed to keep designing these.  I'm thinking I'll do the calendar AND the catalog.

I get to keep all the photos for... erm... personal use, right?   

[Richter]

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

[Luna]

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Shit.  Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?

[Adios]

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Richter wins the thread!!! 

[Adios]

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Shit.  Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?

Disassemble keyboard. Wash in lukewarm water with a potato brush. Allow to dry three days. Reconnect. Throw non-working keyboard on floor in a fit of anger on your way out the door to buy a new one.

[Luna]

Just saying, but I could cut a fart that would propel one of those into  new use as a vicious biohazard boomerang.

It would circle the office, staining the paint sulphur yellow as it went, until some hapless fuck tries to catch it and loose fingers, like that toady in "Road Warrior".  Invariably it would land in the cubicle of some co worker I have a modicum of respect for, ruining my character and image in their eyes, and producing horrible wails between chemical induced heaves and sobs.  I would walk over, shamed and exposed for all to see, and try to retrieve my lower C garment before my acidic effluent eats through the floor like in "Alien"  

Shit.  Anybody know how to get diet coke out of a keyboard?

Disassemble keyboard. Wash in lukewarm water with a potato brush. Allow to dry three days. Reconnect. Throw non-working keyboard on floor in a fit of anger on your way out the door to buy a new one.

Fuck that, it's a work keyboard, I'm not buying a new one.  Going with the "dump out the soda, flip upside down, and let it dry over the weekend, and come in on time to sneak the co-worker's keyboard which is now swiped and being used HERE before she knows it's gone" method.

Or, plug the one with soda in it to HER machine...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I really want this calendar. I think you could make a prototype with some pipe-cleaners, a butt plug, and some t-shirt fabric (cotton interlock) for a nice bit of stretch. With a little sewing or glue . . . this could be done fairly easily.