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A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., April 29, 2011, 10:06:52 AM

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Luna

Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:53:57 PM
You know, a good airtight seal, or some slightly dried astroglide, and those things would hold themselves on.

Sure... How you gonna get that seal without a good, close shave every morning?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

Duh. Waxing.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

Industrial silicone.  Just seal yourself in witha  caulking gun, and you'll be goo after one or two wearings.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

And, of course, the visual of EoC trying to wear one that way, and firing his underpants through the floor with spectacular gas is going to give me the giggles all through the meeting with my boss in a half hour.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

I'll take that bet.

ECH,
has NO shame
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Luna

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 29, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

I'll take that bet.

ECH,
has NO shame

I shoulda known better than to post that HERE, of all places.

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jasper

Apart from the apparent use of adhesives or antigravity, what's the problem with the C String?

Sig,
misses slap bracelets in a BIG way

Suu

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 29, 2011, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 29, 2011, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM
It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

I'll take that bet.

ECH,
has NO shame

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

I would like to go on record as saying that i support this new form of underwear/swimwear.
and i would wear it.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on April 29, 2011, 08:17:52 PM
I would like to go on record as saying that i support this new form of underwear/swimwear.
and i would wear it.

That's redundant for me.

TGRR,
Never truly nekkid.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

 :lulz:

Damn.

Well, now I know what I'll have to do with all that extra vacation time.

Travel the world taking pictures of PD men in their C-strings.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.


Luna

Quote from: Charley Brown on April 29, 2011, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 29, 2011, 06:39:11 PM
EoC, Roger, you two have the RIGHT values.  It's jsut a pitty that holding this on via anchor chain to the nipples would rechnically make it a "slingshot" style garment.

Quote from: Payne on April 29, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
I don't know why all you haters gotta hate.

~~~Payne wants a C string

I think It would need to be more of a c-sack for the male version.  Make mine mirror polished stainless steel. 

R, like a chrome softball with an afro.

Make mine look like this please.



:spittake:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

I request mine look like this:



Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 29, 2011, 08:41:37 PM
I request mine look like this:



Because it would be nice to have another one, right next to the one that's already there.

:lol:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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