A New Kind Of Sexy Under-roos.

[Eater of Clowns]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.

[Suu]

It looks like a lacy maxi-pad that someone stuck on with the wings folded in. IMO.

[Adios]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.

I have the incorrect equipment.

[Richter]

Marketing slogans!

"C-string.  What's up your ass?"

"C-string.  Barely legal."

"C-string.  Comes off faster than the drop of a hat."

Seriosly, this is the most odd bit of crotch wear I've seen since anal jewelery.

And vajazzling.

Clitter.  (ask Suu)

TURN YOUR YEAST INFECTION INTO A JEWEL COLLECTION!

TURN THOSE lay-BIA INTO YAY-BIA!

Edit: I fail to spell

[Richter]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.

I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"

[LMNO]

Charley learns about Gaffing, ITT.

[Luna]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.

I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"

File under "visuals I did not need."

[Adios]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.

I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"

Seriously, at my age gravity takes over. I have to lift my testies when I sit down just to avoid sitting on them, no amount of tucking will work. Now that you all have TMI good luck getting that image out of your head.

[Luna]

[Richter]

It looks like a gator clip for the cooch.

I think with PD's material talent we can recreate this, and design them to look like terrible terrible things, like sarlacc pits.

I'm sure we could.  I would, however, NOT bet on being able to find anybody to wear them.

Oh nobody needs to wear them, Luna, they just need to buy them.

I'm also curious as to the product's document binding capabilities.

Don't be silly, we need them modeled!

That sounds like volunteering, Charley.

I have the incorrect equipment.

In the new world order there is not "incorrect equipment" there is only "Insufficient Tucking"

Seriously, at my age gravity takes over. I have to lift my testies when I sit down just to avoid sitting on them, no amount of tucking will work. Now that you all have TMI good luck getting that image out of your head.

Allright, I'm fallign into "go-for-broke" horrormirth now, but...

The fashion industry is not so easily defeated.  A few stitches where cameras will never notice, and things will be tightened right back up!  You'd be surpised how much nylon sutures prop things up for the cameras.

[Luna]

Okay.

Sanity snapped.

You win.

You spags make these, I'll volunteer to photograph for the "Men of PD" erotic calendar.  We'll schedule shooting right after we get the SCA calendar done. 

[Suu]

I intend to show as much ankle as possible for the SCA calendar.

[maphdet]

It looks like a lacy maxi-pad that someone stuck on with the wings folded in. IMO.

That's what I was thinking too.

It's not very sexy. bleh.

[Richter]

It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

[Eater of Clowns]

It would be a speical kind of disturbing of one were screenprinted with the microscope image of a human sperm.

OK, those are sick enough to sell.  Suu, I need to raise DF about doign this.

THAT is actually one of the exact possibilities that I contemplated with the custom designs.