If Obama can start his 2012 campaign this soon, I can post a poll this soon.

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, May 01, 2011, 07:08:54 AM

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Which will it be?

Meteor Suckerpunch
0 (0%)
Volcanic Diarreah
3 (9.7%)
Zombie Apocalypse
0 (0%)
Spontaneous Global Syphillis
6 (19.4%)
Aliens/UFOs/Mummies etc
5 (16.1%)
Nuclear War
2 (6.5%)
M Night Shyamalan movie goes viral and kills everyone with boredom
9 (29%)
Other (specify)
6 (19.4%)

Total Members Voted: 31

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tyrannosaurus vex

May 01, 2011, 07:08:54 AM
I realize this is overdone. But come on! THE END IS NIGH! Within a few short months we'll all be toast! Right now I'm taking bets on which disaster will destroy the planet next year. If you win, you get the whole pot! What a great deal for you. $15 per ticket. PM your credit card info to me, and you might get lucky!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Phox

#1
May 01, 2011, 07:12:36 AM
Fucking M Night Sham... Shyam... That guy who makes crappy movies.

Freeky

#2
May 01, 2011, 07:24:33 AM
I picked Shamalamadingdong.  Because he wil.

Cain

#3
May 01, 2011, 10:31:28 AM
It definitly wont be a zombie apocalypse, as we have Theories of International Politics and Zombies now on sale, which will provide us with a working strategy to defeat the walking dead menace.

tyrannosaurus vex

#4
May 01, 2011, 11:02:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2011, 10:31:28 AM
It definitly wont be a zombie apocalypse, as we have Theories of International Politics and Zombies now on sale, which will provide us with a working strategy to defeat the walking dead menace.
Must.... purchase....
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cain

#5
May 01, 2011, 11:10:16 AM
As an intro text, it's not bad.  If I was running a class, I'd certainly put it on the reading list for my first year undergrads.  It also proves Realists just cannot cope with real life problems, such as the end of the Cold War, but cannot even cope with imaginary scenarios.  Some critical theorists think it was a bit harsh as well, but, well, they're critical theorists...

Cain

#6
May 01, 2011, 11:18:53 AM
Also, I've decided the world ends because of subliminal messages in the final Twilight film convince legions of retarded fans that they are actually vampires or werewolves and they must "turn" as many people as possible to save the world.  Sadly, this leads only to a lot of creepy stalking and purple prose dialogue, followed by people having their throat ripped out.

The world ends with the final Twilight "vampire" strangling the final Twilight "werewolf" with his own entrails.

tyrannosaurus vex

#7
May 01, 2011, 11:20:51 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2011, 11:18:53 AM
Also, I've decided the world ends because of subliminal messages in the final Twilight film convince legions of retarded fans that they are actually vampires or werewolves and they must "turn" as many people as possible to save the world.  Sadly, this leads only to a lot of creepy stalking and purple prose dialogue, followed by people having their throat ripped out.

The world ends with the final Twilight "vampire" strangling the final Twilight "werewolf" with his own entrails.

Disagree. It would obviously be the final Twilight "werewolf" gutting the final Twilight "vampire" with his own  fake magic shop fangs.

TEAM JACOB FOREVER
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Payne

#8
May 01, 2011, 11:50:11 AM
Nuclear war, on the strct understanding that it will only be waged on the dancefloor.

Rumckle

#9
May 01, 2011, 12:33:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on May 01, 2011, 11:50:11 AM
Nuclear war, on the strct understanding that it will only be waged on the dancefloor.

:lulz:


I'm voting for robots, but not robots killing all humans, rather humans developing sex robots and as a result no longer procreating.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Luna

#10
May 01, 2011, 12:49:33 PM
I'm gonna go with aliens...  They're gonna come down, look around, and sanitize the planet for the safety and sanity of the rest of the universe.
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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President Television

#11
May 01, 2011, 05:14:23 PM
I'm voting for a war. Voting for a nuclear war. At the GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

ch3mist

#12
May 01, 2011, 05:52:43 PM
My vote is for something too subtle to be noticed and labeled as causal.
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Eater of Clowns

#13
May 01, 2011, 06:33:26 PM
Other:  The Nessies are going to rise up and destroy us ahead of schedule.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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#14
May 01, 2011, 06:38:50 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 01, 2011, 06:33:26 PM
Other:  The Nessies are going to rise up and destroy us ahead of schedule.

We had Nessie Stew the other night. Other that a slight gamey taste it was pretty good.
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