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OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.

Started by Suu, May 02, 2011, 03:55:33 AM

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Elder Iptuous

#30
May 02, 2011, 04:51:59 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 02, 2011, 04:48:55 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 02, 2011, 04:20:26 AM
Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!

It never happens like that.  :sad:

Of course it does!  that's why we don't have any bases in the countries we defeated over half a century ago....
oh wait.

tyrannosaurus vex

#31
May 02, 2011, 04:53:37 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:51:29 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 02, 2011, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.

But would he have?

Depends on how long he'd gone without gargling toddler blood.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#32
May 02, 2011, 04:54:41 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:51:29 AM
Quote from: postvex™ on May 02, 2011, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.

But would he have?
He was usually good for a laugh when he wasn't making you want to fuck something up. Which was most of the time.
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Jasper

#33
May 02, 2011, 04:58:17 AM
Bush didn't give good speeches.  That's the one thing I'll back the president on.  He is a gifted orator.

Elder Iptuous

#34
May 02, 2011, 05:01:34 AM
agreed.
Obama hasn't garnered a collection of facepalm inducing gaffs on the same level as Bush...
See? America learned!  Fool us once.... fool us... cantgetfooledagain!

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#35
May 02, 2011, 05:05:32 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 04:48:14 AM
All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Sleep well, Suu. Rest easy(ier).
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#36
May 02, 2011, 05:07:36 AM
Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.
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#37
May 02, 2011, 05:10:28 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 02, 2011, 05:07:36 AM
Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.


We tracked down Bin Laden or a reasonable facsimile. We invaded Pakistan. We shot and killed him. Then we ran off with the body.
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Jenne

#38
May 02, 2011, 05:11:07 AM
Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!

Thurnez Isa

#39
May 02, 2011, 05:12:43 AM
This thread has made me conclude that Suu killed Osama personally.
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Jasper

#40
May 02, 2011, 05:12:49 AM
Uh I don't know what Cain will say, but I don't think anything positive will come of this.

Thurnez Isa

#41
May 02, 2011, 05:13:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 02, 2011, 05:12:49 AM
Uh I don't know what Cain will say, but I don't think anything positive will come of this.

Obama's approval ratings might take a bump
I don't really know if thats positive. I guess positive for him
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Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
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Jasper

#42
May 02, 2011, 05:19:33 AM
Well, about that.  Just as he's beginning his early reelection campaign, they catch the guy.

Hmph.

Jenne

#43
May 02, 2011, 05:22:00 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 02, 2011, 05:11:07 AM
Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!

...where RETIRED Pakistani MILITARY LEADERS lived.   SEVERAL OF THEM.  It was a compound with HIGH SECURITY WALLS.

:lulz:

Pakistan,

Playing America since 2001

Thurnez Isa

#44
May 02, 2011, 05:22:42 AM
I'm waiting for the crazy right wing response... this is going to be hilarious.
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