OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.

[Elder Iptuous]

Hooray!
Now we can bring all our troops home!
Victory!

It never happens like that. 

Of course it does!  that's why we don't have any bases in the countries we defeated over half a century ago....
oh wait.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.

But would he have?

Depends on how long he'd gone without gargling toddler blood.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Well he could have.

But would he have?

He was usually good for a laugh when he wasn't making you want to fuck something up. Which was most of the time.

[Jasper]

Bush didn't give good speeches.  That's the one thing I'll back the president on.  He is a gifted orator.

[Elder Iptuous]

agreed.
Obama hasn't garnered a collection of facepalm inducing gaffs on the same level as Bush...
See? America learned!  Fool us once.... fool us... cantgetfooledagain!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

All of my Republican friends just said that Bush could have given a better speech.



...I'm going to bed.

Sleep well, Suu. Rest easy(ier).

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Someone go wake up Cain. I need him to make sense of this for me.

We tracked down Bin Laden or a reasonable facsimile. We invaded Pakistan. We shot and killed him. Then we ran off with the body.

[Jenne]

Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!

[Thurnez Isa]

This thread has made me conclude that Suu killed Osama personally.

[Jasper]

Uh I don't know what Cain will say, but I don't think anything positive will come of this.

[Thurnez Isa]

Uh I don't know what Cain will say, but I don't think anything positive will come of this.

Obama's approval ratings might take a bump
I don't really know if thats positive. I guess positive for him

[Jasper]

Well, about that.  Just as he's beginning his early reelection campaign, they catch the guy.

Hmph.

[Jenne]

Historical day, y'all. 

...and fuck those Pakistanis.  I called this shit YEARS ago.

...NOT in a cave, in a motherfucking MANSION.  M-A-N-S-I-O-N!

...where RETIRED Pakistani MILITARY LEADERS lived.   SEVERAL OF THEM.  It was a compound with HIGH SECURITY WALLS.



Pakistan,

Playing America since 2001

[Thurnez Isa]

I'm waiting for the crazy right wing response... this is going to be hilarious.