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Obama roasts the shit out of Trump and the GOP.

Started by Suu, May 02, 2011, 02:19:15 PM

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May 02, 2011, 02:19:15 PM
http://youtu.be/n9mzJhvC-8E

Did you all see this yet?
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#1
May 02, 2011, 02:23:39 PM
The side note that "Celebrity Apprentice" got preempted for Obama's speech about bin Laden's death is just a lovely bit of side irony.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#2
May 02, 2011, 02:39:44 PM
The guy's got great comedic timing.  Plus, he gave a Tupac/Biggie shout out!

Suu

#3
May 02, 2011, 02:43:55 PM
Trump's face the whole time was of pure malice.
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#4
May 02, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
I kind of want his candidacy to be more than a joke, so i can watch his simmering rage as reporters dig into his life and ask him really difficult questions.

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#5
May 02, 2011, 03:42:23 PM
I was laughing all the way through that speech.

Luna

#6
May 02, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
QuoteI want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke.  That was not my real birth video.  That was a children's cartoon.  Call Disney if you don't believe me.  They have the original long-form version.

:lulz:
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

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May 02, 2011, 03:49:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
QuoteI want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke.  That was not my real birth video.  That was a children's cartoon.  Call Disney if you don't believe me.  They have the original long-form version.

:lulz:

I was floored.
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#8
May 02, 2011, 04:15:07 PM
Trumps face during the speech looked like someone was shoving barbed wire up his ass.

Suu

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May 02, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 02, 2011, 04:15:07 PM
Trumps face during the speech looked like someone was shoving barbed wire up his ass.

It was beyond amazing.
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Kai

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May 02, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 02, 2011, 03:49:45 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 02, 2011, 03:47:41 PM
QuoteI want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke.  That was not my real birth video.  That was a children's cartoon.  Call Disney if you don't believe me.  They have the original long-form version.

:lulz:

I was floored.

It was a damn good well timed and well placed joke/jab.
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#11
May 02, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
When he asked about the NPR table, and feigned surprise that they were there made me horse laugh.

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#12
May 02, 2011, 04:24:39 PM
That was fucking awesome. I might hate the guy's politics, but I have to admire his political skills.
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#13
May 02, 2011, 06:54:53 PM
He certainly does have a good sense of humor, but then he does fit the bill for "The Smiler."

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#14
May 02, 2011, 07:42:24 PM
*cackles like a madwoman* Hilarity!
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