Perfectly reasonable trains of thought.

[Luna]

When someone ahead of you doesn't accelerate fast enough for you when the light turns green, it's because they're trying to make sure you get stuck at the intersection for another red light.

Guilty as charged.

[Kai]

If you walk into a room, and a friend doesn't immediately say hi to you, it's because they hate your guts and want you to die.

[Freeky]

Yes, your one best friend really did tell your other best friend to break you apart again and again and again because the one best friend doesn't want you two to be so close, and your other best friend was happy to do it because you did something wrong and they don't want to tell you what, and they will never tell you because they already said nothing was wrong, and they don't want to go back on what they said.  

Also you're dying, but better not to tell anybody because it will look like a cry for attention, or look like you're being passive aggressive and trying to wound people around you or something, and besides, who cares?  Nobody.  Everyone has someone else except for you, and whatever you did, you don't deserve anyone, even if you don't know what it is you did to not deserve it.  Or something

Also you're fat, and you'll never be as beautiful and graceful as those dancers up on the stage there.  That beautiful music is not for someone like you to move their clumsy stupid fat ass to.  

Also you'd better take a lot of pills so you can sleep and stop feeling.  That's a good idea.  Maybe you'll sleep for a few days, make time go by faster.  That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

Also you're weak.  Shut the fuck up, the more you feel like shit the more nobody will want to talk to you, and no, it's NEVER a good time to talk about your issues because everyone else has their own problems.  Better leave them be, because you're not good enough to be their friend anyway.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Your potential is matched only by your ability to squander it.

If you were given a golden opportunity to break out of the rat race, you'd be too afraid to take it. You would be fully aware of it at the time. You'd start regretting it even while there was still time to take advantage of it. You'd let it slip past you let every moment slip past you. You will blame someone who loves you, until they can't love you anymore, and then you will blame someone else.

[BabylonHoruv]

That person, yeah the one you are in love with who seems like he/she is in love with you

he/she doesn't really like you, it's an elaborate joke to make you look like a complete tool.  You can't even figure out why someone would do that but it's only because you are such a tool.  he/she is way out of your league, more attractive, more intelligent, and more professionally successful than you.  Making peons fall in love is one of those cruel games those beautiful people play and you were a pawn in the game this time.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

That person, yeah the one you are in love with who seems like he/she is in love with you

he/she doesn't really like you, it's an elaborate joke to make you look like a complete tool.  You can't even figure out why someone would do that but it's only because you are such a tool.  he/she is way out of your league, more attractive, more intelligent, and more professionally successful than you.  Making peons fall in love is one of those cruel games those beautiful people play and you were a pawn in the game this time.

It's because you're a chump. All that stuff you did for him/her, they're laughing about it with their friends. They sit around getting high and doing that every day.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This life is exactly what you, terrible human being that you are, deserve.

You are a terrible parent and are raising your children to be terrible people who's lives will be just as fucked up as yours is.