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LMNO

#150
May 06, 2011, 08:17:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 08:15:55 PM
I stand corrected.

John Brown said "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

And then he invented calculus when a plantation owner fell out of a tree onto his head.

:lol:



Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?


The Good Reverend Roger

#151
May 06, 2011, 08:18:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 08:17:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 08:15:55 PM
I stand corrected.

John Brown said "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

And then he invented calculus when a plantation owner fell out of a tree onto his head.

:lol:



Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it?




"It's like that, and that's the way it is."
- Douglas MacArthur.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#152
May 06, 2011, 08:19:57 PM
"All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom, and a-boom boom."
  - Dwight D. Eisenhower

The Good Reverend Roger

#153
May 06, 2011, 08:22:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 08:19:57 PM
"All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom, and a-boom boom."
  - Dwight D. Eisenhower

And he became president.  This only furthers my argument that presidents should occasionally act like actual humans, instead of detached robots.  I mean, fuck's sake, JFK fucked Monika Lewinski in the White House pool, and he's adored to this day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#154
May 06, 2011, 08:23:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 08:22:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 08:19:57 PM
"All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom, and a-boom boom."
  - Dwight D. Eisenhower

And he became president.  This only furthers my argument that presidents should occasionally act like actual humans, instead of detached robots.  I mean, fuck's sake, JFK fucked Monika Lewinski in the White House pool, and he's adored to this day.

:spittake:
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LMNO

#155
May 06, 2011, 08:24:35 PM
 :mittens: :fuckmittens: :mittens:

Freeky

#156
May 06, 2011, 09:13:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 08:19:57 PM
"All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom, and a-boom boom."
  - Dwight D. Eisenhower

He went on to say "and do what you like."  He added that sometimes he bites.

The Good Reverend Roger

#157
May 06, 2011, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 09:13:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 06, 2011, 08:19:57 PM
"All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom, and a-boom boom."
  - Dwight D. Eisenhower

He went on to say "and do what you like."  He added that sometimes he bites.

And had a penchant for sexual relations in fast food restaurant bathrooms.

That guy was an animal, and makes me proud to be an American™.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#158
May 06, 2011, 09:18:13 PM
Mrs. Eisenhower was fond of shaking her rump, by the way.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#159
May 06, 2011, 09:19:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 08:15:55 PM
I stand corrected.

John Brown said "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

And then he invented calculus when a plantation owner fell out of a tree onto his head.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
His troof is marching on.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#160
May 06, 2011, 09:20:31 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 09:18:13 PM
Mrs. Eisenhower was fond of shaking her rump, by the way.

And she was known for shoop-oop-a-dooping.  It was quite the scandal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#161
May 06, 2011, 09:22:46 PM
Yeah they were much cooler than President Johnson, he just had that weird hot wax fetish....
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Freeky

#162
May 06, 2011, 09:24:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 09:20:31 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 09:18:13 PM
Mrs. Eisenhower was fond of shaking her rump, by the way.

And she was known for shoop-oop-a-dooping.  It was quite the scandal.

Not to mention all the lazors she charged. So shameful! :eek:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#163
May 06, 2011, 09:26:49 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 09:18:13 PM
Mrs. Eisenhower was fond of shaking her rump, by the way.
Sir Mix-A-Lot wrote a song about her. That's her in the video.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#164
May 06, 2011, 09:28:12 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 09:24:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 06, 2011, 09:20:31 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 06, 2011, 09:18:13 PM
Mrs. Eisenhower was fond of shaking her rump, by the way.

And she was known for shoop-oop-a-dooping.  It was quite the scandal.

Not to mention all the lazors she charged. So shameful! :eek:

Salt-N-Peppa never mentioned that part in their biography of her.   :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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