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Euthanasia Coaster: It's the ride of a lifetime!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, May 03, 2011, 08:14:48 PM

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Richter

#1
May 03, 2011, 08:18:01 PM
Sounds like a gas.  A real shot in the arm for those sick of life
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Luna

#2
May 03, 2011, 08:18:13 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
May 03, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

What, simulantaneously being crushed and effectively exsanguinated?

The guy who invented this is a bit of a psycho.  Just saying.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#5
May 03, 2011, 08:35:57 PM
Nah, cancer sounds like a horrible way to die. This seems kind of awesome in comparison.

Luna

#6
May 03, 2011, 08:37:46 PM
For some of the coaster freaks I know?  If they knew the cancer was gonna get 'em, they'd buy a ticket for this ride.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#7
May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

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May 03, 2011, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

hooplala

#10
May 03, 2011, 08:55:40 PM
The most popular ride at the Salazorian county fair.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Eater of Clowns

#11
May 03, 2011, 08:57:28 PM
Fuck this dude, I had this same concept in 8th grade.  No shit.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

hooplala

#12
May 03, 2011, 08:57:45 PM
Quote from: SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR on May 03, 2011, 08:35:57 PM
Nah, cancer sounds like a horrible way to die. This seems kind of awesome in comparison.

I agree with this.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 08:55:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 03, 2011, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 08:33:45 PM
That sounds like a horrible way to die.

You gray out from g-force.  Weird, but painless.

Well, except for the elephant on your chest and a feeling of asphyxiation.

Wouldn't last long, at those speeds.

Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

If I had fatal cancer I'd go the old-fashioned death with dignity route as soon as it got so bad I couldn't stay lucid.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
May 03, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
Neither does a heart attack. Still nothing I'd sign up for.

Incorrect.  A heart attack lasts for approximately one million years.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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