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NO PORTA-POTTY CAN WITHSTAND RICHTER'S FISTS 'O DOOM.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 03, 2011, 10:43:19 PM

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Luna

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 04:22:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 04, 2011, 04:21:15 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 04:14:28 AM
WHO PEED IN THE PURSE HOLDER????!!!

:lulz:  Fucking lol'd

You know you're a SCAdian when...

Sadly, is a true story.  I know the guy who overheard the woman bitching said line.   :lulz:

One does pause to wonder, though...

Is Richter's destruction of these temporary shelters actually born of loathing (and, lemme tell you, after a week of using the things while camping in 100 degree heat with a population of motherfuckers who don't have the brains to close the fucking lid, I DO understand) or something else...

Rumor is that the destruction of the pictured unit was NOT, in fact, due to Richter's fists...  Rather, it was a victim of the natural result of a decent air seal and Richter's consumption of an extra serving of vindaloo...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

I heard the "pee in the purse holder" bit in Florida at the Renaissance Festival this spring from the Bawdy Boys. So either it's an urban legend, or word travels fast in the SCA/Rennie circles.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

I heard a great yarn from a Vietnam vet about latrines filled with JP-9 jet fuel doing BAD things to cigar chomping asshole commanders, that basically resulted in a scene like that picture.  (And the world's most brutal tan line on the commander.)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

Quote from: Richter on May 04, 2011, 03:20:54 PM
I heard a great yarn from a Vietnam vet about latrines filled with JP-9 jet fuel doing BAD things to cigar chomping asshole commanders, that basically resulted in a scene like that picture.  (And the world's most brutal tan line on the commander.)

Sounds like one of Master Bjorn or Baron Ernst's stories.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 12:40:16 PM
I heard the "pee in the purse holder" bit in Florida at the Renaissance Festival this spring from the Bawdy Boys. So either it's an urban legend, or word travels fast in the SCA/Rennie circles.

Heard it from Master P at Pennsic.

Quote from: Richter on May 04, 2011, 03:20:54 PM
I heard a great yarn from a Vietnam vet about latrines filled with JP-9 jet fuel doing BAD things to cigar chomping asshole commanders, that basically resulted in a scene like that picture.  (And the world's most brutal tan line on the commander.)

:lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."