GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I gave up trying to cut mine... too many girls like playing with it.

[Payne]

I see on Facebook that Cram looks like a hair-do now, ECH is planning on shearing his glorious locks, and even I am considering removing the straggly mess that is my hair.

It is a sign of the end times.

Some of us DO prefer longer hair on men.

If they can maintain it and it's straight? Yes.

If it just twists and gnarls into a fro? NO.

Cut of off, ECH. I could scrub my fucking toilet with you.

I don't know how to maintain my hair really. I wash it and such, but it doesn't really let me do anything else with it. Super fine and barely holds any kind of hair product unless I cake it on till I feel like I'm wearing one of those construction site hard hats. It's always straight though. Boringly, flatly, occasionalyy fuzzily straight.

No twisting and gnarl 'froing though.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Buzz that shit, no hassle and you get unlimited haircuts for the cost of clippers.

[Payne]

Buzz that shit, no hassle and you get unlimited haircuts for the cost of clippers.

DAS IST VERBOTEN

I have the clippers, and I used to do that all the time. But Pixie would probably decapitate me for it.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Then you'll never have to worry about haircuts again.

[Payne]

Then you'll never have to worry about haircuts again.

This is true. For head haircuts at least.

[Suu]

Then you'll never have to worry about haircuts again.

This is true. For head haircuts at least.

Shit like this makes me hate the fact that I have a vivid imagination.

Goddamnit, Payne!

[Payne]

Then you'll never have to worry about haircuts again.

This is true. For head haircuts at least.

Shit like this makes me hate the fact that I have a vivid imagination.

Goddamnit, Payne!

ONWARDS TO VICTORY!

[Richter]

Payne:  shaved his balls for jsut this reason

[Suu]

Manscaping. ITT.

[Payne]

Shaving the balls is easy if you have a steady hand and a wicked sharp razor. It's the asscrack shaving that's a nightmare.

[Luna]

Payne:  shaved his balls for jsut this reason

Shaving the balls is easy if you have a steady hand and a wicked sharp razor. It's the asscrack shaving that's a nightmare.

[Payne]

Payne:  shaved his balls for jsut this reason

Shaving the balls is easy if you have a steady hand and a wicked sharp razor. It's the asscrack shaving that's a nightmare.

Ha!

I'd run the risk of losing them if I posted pics without permission, see above ^

[Suu]

PIXIE! WE NEEDS YOU TO SIGN A PERMISSION SLIP!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Shaving the balls is easy if you have a steady hand and a wicked sharp razor.