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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

May 05, 2011, 02:59:41 AM
Kidding. You can still ask questions. I probably won't have an answer though.

Here's a question for y'all. I turn thirty in two hours and ten minutes. How should I celebrate?
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Luna

#1
May 05, 2011, 03:00:32 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 02:59:41 AM
Kidding. You can still ask questions. I probably won't have an answer though.

Here's a question for y'all. I turn thirty in two hours and ten minutes. How should I celebrate?


Doesn't give much time for you to order the half-dozen male strippers...
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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May 05, 2011, 03:20:03 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 02:59:41 AM
Kidding. You can still ask questions. I probably won't have an answer though.

Here's a question for y'all. I turn thirty in two hours and ten minutes. How should I celebrate?

Stopping time for twenty years or so. Or at least turn off aging.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 05, 2011, 03:20:38 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 02:59:41 AM
Kidding. You can still ask questions. I probably won't have an answer though.

Here's a question for y'all. I turn thirty in two hours and ten minutes. How should I celebrate?


Buy a truss.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#4
May 05, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
Celebrate by adopting thirty cats and converting your wardrobe to nothing but bath robes and hair rolls.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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May 05, 2011, 04:11:21 AM Last Edit: May 05, 2011, 04:18:34 AM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
Quote from: Luna on May 05, 2011, 03:00:32 AM
Doesn't give much time for you to order the half-dozen male strippers...

I don't have the budget for that, anyway. And the only guy I know who would strip for free is a furry.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 05, 2011, 03:20:03 AM
Stopping time for twenty years or so. Or at least turn off aging.

Bah. Aging-smaging. I don't look a day over 18.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 05, 2011, 03:20:38 AM

Buy a truss.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Can you use an Ace bandage for that? Thanks!

Quote from: Sigmatic on May 05, 2011, 03:21:05 AM
Celebrate by adopting thirty cats and converting your wardrobe to nothing but bath robes and hair rolls.

I have two pairs of spring/summer pants, two pairs of fall/summer pants, a pair of shoes, and some shirts. Add socks, skivvies, and a hoodie and that is my entire wardrobe aside from work uniforms.

Do they make hair rollers for people with hair down past their ass that WON'T spring apart and take out someone's eye?


ETA: Edited to fix Space/Tiem.
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Freeky

#6
May 05, 2011, 04:15:41 AM


Hey!  Bending space/time is MY domain!   GIT OFFA MAH DAMN LAWN! :argh!:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#7
May 05, 2011, 04:17:01 AM
Sorry, shit! :P
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
May 05, 2011, 04:44:43 AM
http://www.avert.org/aids-history-86.htm

AIDS was 'discovered' the same year I was born, about a month after my birth, apparently.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

It totally explains my holy name. Sort of.
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Freeky

#9
May 05, 2011, 04:45:58 AM
:lulz: 

Payne

#10
May 05, 2011, 06:31:17 AM
Lit marathon, not drinking margarita and putting the raep to signifigant other.

Wear a hat at a jaunty angle and refuse to acknowledge it.

Respond to all birthday wishes with a high pitched wail fallowed by a beep.

Take up a new vice that you'll regret for the next thirty years.

Write a letter to local and state reps, demanding that they give you back the last thirty years. Provide pie charts, politicians love pie charts.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#11
May 05, 2011, 06:38:50 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 05, 2011, 06:31:17 AM
Lit marathon, not drinking margarita and putting the raep to signifigant other.

Wear a hat at a jaunty angle and refuse to acknowledge it.

Respond to all birthday wishes with a high pitched wail fallowed by a beep.

Take up a new vice that you'll regret for the next thirty years.

Write a letter to local and state reps, demanding that they give you back the last thirty years. Provide pie charts, politicians love pie charts.

My vice is reading science-fiction/fantasy. Maybe I'll take up 'paranormal romance' as well. O.o I'll sure as hell regret that. :P

THANK YOU FOR YOUR GUIDANCE, OH HOLY MESSIAH!!
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East Coast Hustle

#12
May 05, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:38:50 AM

My vice is reading science-fiction/fantasy.

You know, that's probably worse for you than drinking and drugs.
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#13
May 05, 2011, 03:06:11 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!  :lulz:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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May 05, 2011, 06:43:38 PM Last Edit: May 05, 2011, 06:50:51 PM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 05, 2011, 06:38:50 AM

My vice is reading science-fiction/fantasy.

You know, that's probably worse for you than drinking and drugs.

Oh come on. A little dragons-and-telepathic-cats never hurt anyone . . . >.>

Quote from: Khara on May 05, 2011, 03:06:11 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!  :lulz:

THANK YOU!!  :D

ETA: beep!
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