People keep some weird shit.

[AFK]

Yup, you've been AKK-rolled.

Sadly, this is the only place I can AKK-roll anyone. 

The sadder thing is, you could (who cares if they don't get it), but it'd just give him undue attention. Say you'd spam Facebook with it and he'd find out, he'd get a kick out of people using his face in a Rick-roll-type prank. He'd probably start doing it himself.

True, but then he might somehow find out that I started it and try to contact me or something.  I can't be having that.