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Started by AFK, May 05, 2011, 02:28:10 PM

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May 05, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
So as I mentioned a few days ago I put this drug collection thing together.  Basically allowing people to drop off expired, unwanted medications.  There was this story in Belfast, Maine where some guy dropped off all of his deceased Dad's meds.  As they were going through the pills they found a family heirloom, a wedding band that had been passed down through generations.

Well that's nothing compared to what was brought to us.  There was this one guy that brought a bag of stuff.  And in one of the pill bottles was this....thing....I think it was some kind of pet or animal or something.  Maybe a mouse?  I dunno, but I snapped a picture of it....it really creeped us all the fuck out. Check this shit out.
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hooplala

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May 05, 2011, 02:28:45 PM
 :argh!:
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LMNO

#2
May 05, 2011, 02:34:24 PM
That's a Luke-warm joke, at best.

Suu

#3
May 05, 2011, 02:41:59 PM
I feel violated.

I need an adult.
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Richter

#4
May 05, 2011, 02:46:37 PM
:mittens:

It started out innocent you know.  
The fmaily probably went out and saw him somwhere, thought he was cute, and decided he'd be a good pet, so they borught him home.  Teach the kids some responsibility.

SO tehy bring it in, and for awhiel he's the favorite pet.  They groom him, walk him, get him fixed, and everything's shiny.  Then reality sets in.  THey realize they have to train him (A face like that CAN'T be housebroken), and the mess jsut gets to be a pain.  They don't know how to train though, so they do somethign quick and convenient like cramming him under the sink.

WEll, one day, they decide it's sjut easier not to let him back out.  After a few days the bumping stops, and that's that.  They stop usign the spot under the sink.  It's just left alone.

A decade or so later, the turn - in comes up, so they decide to pass him off as a bag of old drugs (accurate?), and throw him anonymously at the first person hintign amnesty.  I'm surpirsed you haven't gotten more.
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LMNO

#5
May 05, 2011, 02:51:23 PM
NOT EVEN ONCE.

AFK

#6
May 05, 2011, 02:51:48 PM
Actually, the other day one of them found out where I lived and randomly wandered up and left a bag on my stoop.  
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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
May 05, 2011, 02:52:30 PM
So THAT'S where he's been!
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AFK

#8
May 05, 2011, 03:01:40 PM
Well, he's free again.  Even the DEA wouldn't take him. 
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Mangrove

#9
May 05, 2011, 03:15:56 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
So as I mentioned a few days ago I put this drug collection thing together.  Basically allowing people to drop off expired, unwanted medications.  There was this story in Belfast, Maine where some guy dropped off all of his deceased Dad's meds.  As they were going through the pills they found a family heirloom, a wedding band that had been passed down through generations.

Well that's nothing compared to what was brought to us.  There was this one guy that brought a bag of stuff.  And in one of the pill bottles was this....thing....I think it was some kind of pet or animal or something.  Maybe a mouse?  I dunno, but I snapped a picture of it....it really creeped us all the fuck out. Check this shit out.

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AFK

#10
May 05, 2011, 03:29:00 PM
Bury him in the Hudson, lest he be buried at the Karaoke Bar where people might build a shrine or something. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

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May 05, 2011, 03:51:18 PM Last Edit: May 05, 2011, 03:55:08 PM by Cain
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#12
May 05, 2011, 03:54:17 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 05, 2011, 03:29:00 PM
Bury him in the Hudson, lest he be buried at the Karaoke Bar where people might build a shrine or something. 

The surface of the river is too hard for affordable excavation equipment.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#13
May 05, 2011, 04:01:08 PM
Okay, the Saratoga Springs then.  I mean, I'm assuming if you are going to name your city Saratoga Springs there must be an actual spring or two nearby right? 

Though, it wouldn't surprise me that the city he is from would do something outlandish and name their city after fictional bodies of water. 
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Suu

#14
May 05, 2011, 04:02:08 PM
There are no springs in Tarpon Springs. There are also no tarpon in Lake Tarpon.

There are also no falls in Central Falls...
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