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HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO, FUCKERS

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 05, 2011, 03:21:09 PM

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East Coast Hustle

May 05, 2011, 03:21:09 PM
A wise man would lay odds in Vegas on me posting an "ask me anything!" thread before midnight.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#1
May 05, 2011, 03:36:03 PM
Just another amateur drinkers day to me.

I have work to do, and I can make margaritas year round. Fuck Mexico.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#2
May 05, 2011, 06:00:30 PM
I wish today was sunny and just warm enough instead of yesterday.

Adios

#3
May 05, 2011, 06:01:45 PM
I wish we were in Denver for the Cinco de Mayo celebration there.

Luna

#4
May 05, 2011, 06:02:51 PM
Apparently, I'll be celebrating my doing my level best to shove a sword through Richter.   :wink:

A wise person would bet on my coming home with the lion's share of the bruises, though.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

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#5
May 05, 2011, 06:36:53 PM
No you're not. There's no practice.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#6
May 05, 2011, 06:37:59 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 05, 2011, 06:36:53 PM
No you're not. There's no practice.

Huhwhat?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

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#7
May 05, 2011, 06:40:17 PM
Enzo has a function. Practice was cancelled.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#8
May 05, 2011, 06:44:00 PM
First I'd heard of it.   :|
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
May 05, 2011, 06:47:55 PM
Hah. Does this increase or decrease my shot at finding a bottle of decent whiskey, as Payne has commanded?
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Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

East Coast Hustle

#10
May 05, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
Yes. Look for the whiskey labelled "mezcal".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

#11
May 05, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 05, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
Yes. Look for the whiskey labelled "mezcal".

:lulz:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#12
May 05, 2011, 10:25:21 PM
They aren't doing the street celebration here until Saturday.....  We go, because the food is fucking awesome!!!

Freeky

#13
May 06, 2011, 01:03:06 AM
I HAS NO ALCOHOL IN THE HOUSE. :x

maphdet

#14
May 06, 2011, 04:21:16 AM
**waits for the 'ask me anything thread'**
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