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Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« on: May 06, 2011, 03:27:45 am »
Needs to be simple yet good.

I am prone to fuck up anything with more than 5 ingredients.

You guys always seem to have a shit-ton of good recipes. :D
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 03:42:49 am »
Needs to be simple yet good.

I am prone to fuck up anything with more than 5 ingredients.

You guys always seem to have a shit-ton of good recipes. :D

Don't look at me, I get the ones in the cans that go "bang" and untwist when you open 'em.  (I'm a particular fan of the honey butter ones.)
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 03:45:41 am »
Needs to be simple yet good.

I am prone to fuck up anything with more than 5 ingredients.

You guys always seem to have a shit-ton of good recipes. :D

Don't look at me, I get the ones in the cans that go "bang" and untwist when you open 'em.  (I'm a particular fan of the honey butter ones.)

Yeah I have a can of those too. I hate opening them though. Going to blow off a god damn finger some day.

They usually don't go off when I un wrap em, I throw the roll at the edge of my counter to do the job.

But yeah, I need home made...

I woke up at 6am just to drive down to my local little grocery/eatery for some this morning..

They only had 3 left. I bought them, then my son to find the bag and eat them all b/f I knew it. :x
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 03:55:25 am »
Needs to be simple yet good.

I am prone to fuck up anything with more than 5 ingredients.

You guys always seem to have a shit-ton of good recipes. :D

Don't look at me, I get the ones in the cans that go "bang" and untwist when you open 'em.  (I'm a particular fan of the honey butter ones.)

Yeah I have a can of those too. I hate opening them though. Going to blow off a god damn finger some day.

They usually don't go off when I un wrap em, I throw the roll at the edge of my counter to do the job.

But yeah, I need home made...

I woke up at 6am just to drive down to my local little grocery/eatery for some this morning..

They only had 3 left. I bought them, then my son to find the bag and eat them all b/f I knew it. :x

Poke 'em with a spoon, that works, too.

Home made...  If I HAD to do home made, I'd grab a box of Bisquick and do what it said on the side.  But I'm sure somebody here has a better recipe than that.
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 03:58:26 am »

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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 04:00:48 am »
This is the way we always did it, except people used to use Crisco *shudders*

2 cups flour

1 tablespoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 stick butter

1 cup buttermilk, cold

(ok, that's six...sorry.)

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Mix the dry stuff, then put the butter in and mash it into the flour with a fork until you've got something kind of like soft gravel. Add the buttermilk, mix it up, put it on a floured board and roll it out, then cut it. Bake in a greased pan, usually about 10 minutes but you have to kind of watch them.
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 04:05:36 am »
Don't go running around town looking for a cutter. Use a can to cut them, or just cut them square, or make drop biscuits if you don't feel like doig a big cleanup.
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 04:25:20 am »
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/southern-biscuits-recipe/index.html

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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 04:34:30 am »
I didn't see teh Alton Brown link until after I posted. Redundancy is redundant, but biscuits are pretty standard.
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 04:39:02 am »
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 05:25:27 am »
I mix self rising flour and heavy whipping cream, roll them on a floured board. cut the with a can and bake.  They soak up butter and mmmmm

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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 06:19:44 am »
Use lard.

That is all I have to say. Best biscuits you will ever fucking taste ever in your life.
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 06:20:16 am »
Unless you're Muslim or Jewish, in which case SORRY YOUR RELIGION FORCES YOU TO MISS OUT.
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Re: Anyone have an easy biscuit recipe?
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 06:25:05 am »
And Catchup-cant leave out the catchup-(ok ketchup)

I think they call 'em southern biscuits and gravy-Fucking num.
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