Humans: A Brief Note About Your Recent Behavior, part 1

[AFK]

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THREAD IN DANGER OF SLIPPING INTO SUBJECTIVE MUSICAL TASTE DEBATE.  PLEASE COURSE-CORRECT 37 DEGREES TOWARDS SHIT-MONKEYS.

IT'S ALL PART OF IT.  Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!  

I'm with you on the Trumptard's Jerkoff Spectacular and Hannah Montana, actually.

I wonder, sometimes, if the people running the no-fly and no-ride shit realize that they're doing the work of the terrorists for them...

Doesn't matter either way because the American people are too stupid to figure it out, and just go along with it.  

[Suu]

Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.

[Kai]

Listen up, you bastards, because I'm only gonna spew this once!  You fuckers have been getting up my ass with your Goddamn secular humanist Keep "Bob" Out of the Classroom shit, and your incessant monkey breeding and your piss-poor driving.

Deny it all you like, but it was YOU that cut me off in the fast lane, and then drove a mere 65MPH.  THE SPEED LIMIT IS FOR THE RIGHT TWO LANES.  And it's YOU strolling around in the mall, groaning like zombies and clogging the fucking place up.  I'm just here for the fucking bookstore, and you need to GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.

I can't get away from you fucks, no matter how fast you get yourselves killed in stupid ways.  It's shoulder to fucking shoulder, primates wall to wall, and there needs to be about 5 billion less of you, at the least.  WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM, ALL OF YOU.  24 hours a day.  It's the only way to be safe.  

Oh, I think you know who I'm talking about, Mister "I was doing this before it was cool" SIR!  Ms "We need to censor Youtube for the children", MA'AM!  Mister "Sorry for reporting you to the HOA, but there was A weed in your front yard", SIR!  Goddammit, I hate you all.  I've had it with your shit...and I'm going to kill you all, one fine day.  Soon.

It's not that I WANT to...I mean, that's a lot of work.  I would have to kill 200 people a minute, just to break even.  But it's not like you've given me much choice, is it?  No, you insist on spousal battery, letting your brats run loose, and Taylor fucking Swift.  If it were up to me, it would be legal to kick unattended children into traffic, and Taylor Swift would be fed into a laundry-folding machine, feet first.

I hate your music, I hate your awful TV programming, I hate you talking about your TV programming, I hate your fucking Earth Day, your Quiverful bastards that insist on pumping out 18 fucking children, I hate your inability to do YOUR job, and stop worrying about MINE.  I most especially hate your STINKING FACES, mister fucking subhuman slack-jawed, no-chin, "White supremacy" inbred little fuckwads.  The fact that God didn't reach down and tear your mother's uterus out is just more proof that he's not really all that benevolent, isn't it?

So stop coming up to me, whimpering about "fursecution", before you I bludgeon you.  Nobody in America is being persecuted right now, by any previous standards of persecution.  Not the Muslims, not the Gays, NOBODY.  Sure, you're being shat on, everyone can see that, but that's not "persecution".  Ask the Polish Jews in 1939 what "persecution" is...And besides, who's putting up with the little rabbit pellets of poop dropping on your head?  Oh, yeah, YOU.  If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"...When you start kicking peoples' teeth in for messing with you, THEN you'll have my sympathy.

And it's not just America.  England, you better get your shit straight.  Why are you putting up with CCTV everywhere you fucking go?  Why are you putting up with laws that throw you in the fucking can for speaking your mind anywhere near the parliament building?   Why are you putting up with Belgians running around loose just a stone's throw away?  What the hell is WRONG with you?  Last time I checked, the English chopped off peoples' heads for that sort of shit.  Remember King Charles?  Remember when you'd make a fucker's eyes bleed, just for leaning on you?

And those backscatter devices.  Oh, yeah.  That's America, leaking all over your Europe, and there you are with your thumb up your arse, putting up with it.  It's bad enough that you accepted McDonalds and WalMart and Microsoft, but now you have to walk through the pervert machine just to get on a plane.  It will be trains and busses, too, you just watch.

What the fucking hell is wrong with you?  All of you!  America, England, Europe, EVERYONE!  Get off your fucking asses and stop whining about "persecution", and DO something about it.  You'll never see a Yeti whining about persecution, because a Yeti will put a Phelpstien choke-hold on anyone who fucking thinks about putting the arm on us.

WHY DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT?

Why do you put up with what passes for "politics", these days?  Why do you put up with your governments TORTURING people for "your safety"?  If they do it for a GOOD reason, then one day they'll do it for a BAD reason, and when they're pulling your son's fingernails off to get him to give up the guy that sold him a joint, don't come crying to me.  Why do you put up with THEIR religion creeping into YOUR government?  Hell, "creeping" isn't the word, is it?  No, it's more like "stomping around your government like a rabid buffalo", right?  And there you sit, with your face buried in a pail of junk food, watching that Goddamn Celebrity Apprentice.

I fucking hate you.  I hate you all.  Oh, Goddammit.

Just shut up.  All of you.

Or Kill Me

No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.

But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.

It all comes down to self hate. We are what we eat, and we eat human on a daily basis, we breathe it, we drink it, it's all around us. Hell, we're MADE of human, meat bags to the core. The aliens from Terry Bisson's story didn't want anything to do with us, and honestly, neither do we! But we're here, stuffed onto this too small rock for our birth rates and you can't go two feet without walking on some ape's foot. But there are no solutions to the problem except total anihilation, and even THEN some would get away like cockroaches and it would start all over again. The whole of the "epic" of humans is like that, over and over.

So we sit here spewing hate on ourselves and each other and everyone because that's the only last defense, cause rats in a sinking ship can't do anything except bite and claw at each other until the thing drops beneath the waves and you know, that iceberg was known all along. And the mall rats and the hipsters and the rednecks and EVERYONE, they're all just fucking symptoms of an imperfect neural network that was designed by optimizing Natural Selection for fucking. And more fucking.

And we all put up with it because brains are stupid like that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Heh, looks like ole Chuckie got spooked by the train plot thing.  

Bullshit.  It's just another excuse to clamp down.

Fucking fatass useless congress shitbags should all be tarred & feathered, run out on a rail, and fed to wild dogs.  Stupid bastards who demand more legislation as a condition of voting for them should all be stuffed in a sack with a dozen cats and be thrown down the stairs, too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.

Creepy fuckers.  What are they up to? 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

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THREAD IN DANGER OF SLIPPING INTO SUBJECTIVE MUSICAL TASTE DEBATE.  PLEASE COURSE-CORRECT 37 DEGREES TOWARDS SHIT-MONKEYS.

IT'S ALL PART OF IT.  Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!  

Hanna Montana, fast food, Walmart, teevee...different heads, same monster.

[Adios]

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THREAD IN DANGER OF SLIPPING INTO SUBJECTIVE MUSICAL TASTE DEBATE.  PLEASE COURSE-CORRECT 37 DEGREES TOWARDS SHIT-MONKEYS.

IT'S ALL PART OF IT.  Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!  

Please to start with Nashville. Fuckers are trying to turn country music into pop again/yet/still.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'll be honest though, I'm not sure if there is any hope at this point.

Hope?  What the fuck is this "hope" thing?

The irrational belief that things are just going to work out the way you want them to work out?  They're not.

Pandora's Box was a lie.  The story implies that "hope" was the cure for all the evils of the world.

It wasn't.  It was the last thing out of the box because the biggest evil had settled to the bottom.

Yes, Luna is in a mood.

WTF?  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.

Good man.

But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.

Am not.

[Luna]

Add Ms "Fucktard who's worked at this place for ten years, STILL doesn't know how her vacation time works, and has to call and interrupt MY fucking day to ask stupid questions about it" to the list.

[Suu]

Homeland Security has already been spending quite a bit of time at the Providence train station AND the bus terminals.

Creepy fuckers.  What are they up to? 

"random searches"

[Kai]

No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.

Good man.

But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.

Am not.

Then FUCKING KILL ME like you said you would. You don't have the guts to though.

See, we all just let it slide. We all say "or kill me". But you and I, yes, WE have the right values. Just like everyone else.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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THREAD IN DANGER OF SLIPPING INTO SUBJECTIVE MUSICAL TASTE DEBATE.  PLEASE COURSE-CORRECT 37 DEGREES TOWARDS SHIT-MONKEYS.

IT'S ALL PART OF IT.  Some taste is subjective...But if you tell me that Celebrity Apprentice or that fucking Hannah Montana bullshit is up for DEBATE, I will drown Boston under a deluge not seen since BIBLICAL TIMES!  

Please to start with Nashville. Fuckers are trying to turn country music into pop again/yet/still.

Nashville is the FIRST place that takes it in the neck.  Even before Disney.  I've had it up to HERE with those jackasses.  Especially that fat fuck Hank Jr, who spends all his time pissing on his father's grave and sucking up to the Grand Ole Opry crowd.  Hell, he even contaminated Big 7 Rich, who - while not exactly paragons of talent - at least remembered what country music IS.

And that Goddamn "Dollywood", too.  

But it's not JUST the music, is it?  No, the whole IDEA of country has devolved from what little introspection America had, to being a fucking pom-pom squad for the very same "Big Government" they claim they despise.  Fuck them all, drop the whole Southeast into the shitter, after we get our people out.

[Luna]

I'll be honest though, I'm not sure if there is any hope at this point.

Hope?  What the fuck is this "hope" thing?

The irrational belief that things are just going to work out the way you want them to work out?  They're not.

Pandora's Box was a lie.  The story implies that "hope" was the cure for all the evils of the world.

It wasn't.  It was the last thing out of the box because the biggest evil had settled to the bottom.

Yes, Luna is in a mood.

WTF?  

Not aimed at you, Khara, I'm just tired of hoping for things, getting nothing, and I'm realizing that hope is pretty goddamn useless most days.  I'll snap out of the mood before too long.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No, see, I'll shut the fuck up when I'm DEAD. You'll have to fucking KILL ME first. Just like you said you would.

Good man.

But you haven't, have you Roger? I'm still here, still kicking, along with the rest of the bloody humans you hate. "And then Roger was a Human." Because you are, too. You are what you hate, you're in here with the rest of this mess, and the stuff you spew hate on? You're doing it too.

Am not.

Then FUCKING KILL ME like you said you would. You don't have the guts to though.

See, we all just let it slide. We all say "or kill me". But you and I, yes, WE have the right values. Just like everyone else.

Well, then, I guess we just wasted 8 years, didn't we?