Cats.

[Subtract Eight!]

I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

[AFK]

How does it reach the pedals? 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So just an elaborate way to rip apart an innocent animal?

Classy!

You know they say serial killers start with small mammals when they are young.

[Triple Zero]

Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?

No I didn't know that.  That's actually quite cool.

[hooplala]

Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?

I assume you mean spelled in English?

[Triple Zero]

Yes

[AFK]

Did you know the cat is the only species that has its name spelled in their DNA?

That may begin to describe their dark crafts. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

[Payne]

I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

Almost as much as Dr Cowass, IIRC ("Those people" need to get jobs and stop pushing ebonics on our kids.").  And Bhode, "We have to kill 11/12ths of the human race to save the dolphins.  But not me, because I have bitchin' survival skills."

[Jasper]

Plan has 3+ elements, will definitely fail.

Also, isn't actually that funny.  Not that sadistic shit isn't funny, but the delivery was off.

[Payne]

I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

Almost as much as Dr Cowass, IIRC ("Those people" need to get jobs and stop pushing ebonics on our kids.").  And Bhode, "We have to kill 11/12ths of the human race to save the dolphins.  But not me, because I have bitchin' survival skills."

Exactly.

[AFK]

I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

But I haz no stoop!  What am I to do?  

[Payne]

I'm going to train my cat to play the piano. The final note is an octave above the rest and it triggers a cowboy to lasso the cat in piano wire of which both ends are attached to rabid horses charging in opposite directions.

THREAD DOES NOT DELIVER.

The Lamanite would approve though, as long as you ate the remains in front of your neighbours.

And you remember how much we all love The Lamanite.

But I haz no stoop!  What am I to do?  

The stoop is low on the list of priorities here, just eat the damn cat in front of people. Show'em how it's done. ~Wisdom Courtesy of The Lamanite.