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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., May 11, 2011, 12:51:53 AM

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May 11, 2011, 12:51:53 AM Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 07:25:19 AM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
That's right. Why don't you sit down, take a load off, and pull up a bag of this delicious treat:



Get yourself some Perky Turkey Jerky today! :P


I saw this the other day. I laughed my ass off because I am easily amused. And the idea of perky turkeys being made into jerky was hilarious.
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#1
May 11, 2011, 12:54:34 AM
Is not a Perky turkey anymore   :horrormirth:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
May 11, 2011, 05:39:16 AM
*waits for wordplay* 3, 2, 1...
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Jasper

#3
May 11, 2011, 06:29:45 AM
Perky turkey jerky ja ne ni no lurkey- TURKEY!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
May 11, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
 :lol:
Don't be quirky, jerk that turkey, it's too perky..
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#5
May 11, 2011, 04:46:30 PM
Horrifying mental images....
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Suu

#6
May 11, 2011, 04:47:19 PM
Good god, I love Publix. I will purposely look for that jerky the next time I'm back in the homeland.
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#7
May 11, 2011, 07:50:17 PM
I was going to get a bag and try it but the longer I stared at it, the more convinced I became that the Perky Turkeys were haunting the Jerky. Something about the bag's design is just . . . eerie.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
May 11, 2011, 08:05:53 PM
There once was a man named Perky
Whose mistress of choice was a turkey
Two reasons he had,
Turkey upkeep's not bad,
& before he'd fuck his wife he would jerky.

Hey, I tried... :p
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maphdet

#9
May 12, 2011, 03:10:34 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 11, 2011, 12:51:53 AM
That's right. Why don't you sit down, take a load off, and pull up a bag of this delicious treat:



Get yourself some Perky Turkey Jerky today! :P

That was Hilarious-
:lulz:

I am soooo going to the store later today.

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Eating barbequed iguana-
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