Sex.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   

[Adios]

Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

OMFG DON'T LET THEM BREED

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.

[Adios]

Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.

Now I may not be able to sleep tonite.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm so grateful I didn't take that back door to MWAD when it was offered. *shudders*

[*GrumpButt*]

Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Pagans shouldn't be having sex with anyone other than Pagans.  For reasons of disease control and personal hygiene.   

OMFG DON'T LET THEM BREED

Don't forget about the procreation issue.

You can't stop that, no matter how many condoms you sell.  But nobody else should be traumatized by the 6" smelly pubes.

* I'm a pagan having sex with two agnostics. Neither of them have died yet, or caught anything. Though we are going through batteries and toys at a record rate. 

* None of us have any interest in breeding, they are both fixed. I'm still too young to get my bits yanked but the PCOS on top of the boyfriend's fixed-ness makes getting knocked-up extremely unlikely.

* I bathe daily AND groom my female bits regularly. I even shave my armpits.

If y'all have a suggestion for any other disease control and or personal hygiene issue that I have neglected, feel free to enlighten me. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.

[Adios]

When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.

I thought it was funny, especially the part about even shaving the pits.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.

I thought it was funny, especially the part about even shaving the pits.

That part was funny. The bit about the batteries and toys sounded like bragging.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

When are people going to learn to leave the unwanted TMI details out of talking about their sex lives? Was I this bad when I was getting it on a regular basis?

I mean, unless the details are hilarious, in which case we want all of them. But the bits that come off like bragging just make me throw up a little in my mouth.

I thought it was funny, especially the part about even shaving the pits.

That part was funny. The bit about the batteries and toys sounded like bragging.

Wasn't meant to sound braggy, sorry. I was more thinking I'd get razzed for "mechanical assistance" when I'm supposed to be a "nature lover". Going for humor, here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I mean, we already have Lies, whose most recent feat he wanted to share with the board was that he made out with his friend's fiancee (classy), and one other person who I will not name because they have chilled it. But come on. For the most part, there is no reason make sure we all know how frequently/long/hard/excellently/etc. of your getting laid unless your motivation is to brag.

Unless it's funny. If it's funny all is forgiven. Otherwise, you are just guaranteed to piss off and gross out a bunch of people who AREN'T getting laid. And who are probably exceedingly sensitive and cranky about it.

JUST SAYING.

[Kai]

I'm not getting laid and not cranky about it. Hearing that my friends are fucking and enjoying it is great news. Better than hearing about how awful their sex lives are.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I mean, we already have Lies, whose most recent feat he wanted to share with the board was that he made out with his friend's fiancee (classy), and one other person who I will not name because they have chilled it. But come on. For the most part, there is no reason make sure we all know how frequently/long/hard/excellently/etc. of your getting laid unless your motivation is to brag.

Unless it's funny. If it's funny all is forgiven. Otherwise, you are just guaranteed to piss off and gross out a bunch of people who AREN'T getting laid. And who are probably exceedingly sensitive and cranky about it.

JUST SAYING.

Will work more on funny.