Get Your Bitch Ass Published!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.

[Luna]

When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.

Oh, I've got a couple other things I have to do... but those are self-imposed.

Eh, my reading list is growing faster than I can keep up with it, these days.  Pass.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.

The sad part is that when this is discovered by someone . . . it probably will be considered genius. Look at Twilight.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.

Oh, I've got a couple other things I have to do... but those are self-imposed.

Eh, my reading list is growing faster than I can keep up with it, these days.  Pass.

Read this, and you'll never read again!

[Luna]

Read this, and you'll never read again!

Fuck that noise, then.

[Freeky]

At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.

The sad part is that when this is discovered by someone . . . it probably will be considered genius. Look at Twilight.

And Rebecca Black.

[Freeky]

My next campaign will have a part called "The Night Strengths the Necromancers". True story.