Get Your Bitch Ass Published!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!    The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!    The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that. 

Yeah, it's open source, now.  You are no longer restricted via spelling, tense, grammar, or even basic comprehensibility.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!    The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that. 

Yeah, it's open source, now.  You are no longer restricted via spelling, tense, grammar, or even basic comprehensibility.

In other words even Hugh could get published??? 

[Disco Pickle]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

[Luna]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

FUCKING DELGOTHA!    The worst book EVER written.

I think you're being a little hard on it, don't you?

He took the English language to a new level.

That certainly WAS a new  level. I can't argue that. 

Yeah, it's open source, now.  You are no longer restricted via spelling, tense, grammar, or even basic comprehensibility.

Proof:  Sarah Palin.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

Wasn't it AMAZING? 

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Proof:  Sarah Palin.

Oh, yeah.  How do you hire a ghost-writer and STILL not write one complete sentence on the first fucking page?

[Luna]

Proof:  Sarah Palin.

Oh, yeah.  How do you hire a ghost-writer and STILL not write one complete sentence on the first fucking page?

At a guess, hire based on associations, rather than talent.

http://gawker.com/5371146/sarah-palins-ghostwriter-pals-around-with-racists-and-wackos

[Disco Pickle]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

Wasn't it AMAZING? 

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

by the middle of the page I was sure it was a joke.  by the end I was sure it was torture, with homicidal tendencies toward all other living things being the ultimate goal of the author upon completion of the entire "manuscript"

I'd have to really hate myself to force my eyes to keep going page after page.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

Wasn't it AMAZING? 

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

by the middle of the page I was sure it was a joke.  by the end I was sure it was torture, with homicidal tendencies toward all other living things being the ultimate goal of the author upon completion of the entire "manuscript"

I'd have to really hate myself to force my eyes to keep going page after page.

Death horses, war unicorns, dragons of every color (including purple) . . . Well at least the dedication was nice. :P

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Been published, several articles and a self published sci0fi book.  What I've decided I need to do now is get an agent.  Any good leads in that area?  I'd found one good site but I don't know if it got bookmarked, if it did or I find it again I'll post it.

Here's the beauty of self-publishing in action.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/delgotha-book-i-the-kings-of-war/4819573

HEY, GUYS, REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

"This book ruined my life."
- Hamish Howl

didn't make it past page 1

Wasn't it AMAZING? 

I know the author's ex-GF, and I've seen the hardcopy.  He put 2" margins in it to puff the page count.

And you know how the wizards have those 30 letter long names?  The peasants are named "Steve" and "Sarah".

by the middle of the page I was sure it was a joke.  by the end I was sure it was torture, with homicidal tendencies toward all other living things being the ultimate goal of the author upon completion of the entire "manuscript"

I'd have to really hate myself to force my eyes to keep going page after page.

Death horses, war unicorns, dragons of every color (including purple) . . . Well at least the dedication was nice. :P

You guys just have no appreciation for art.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

[Luna]

When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.