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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
May 16, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:53:27 PM
At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#31
May 16, 2011, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   :lulz:

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

:banana:

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.

Oh, I've got a couple other things I have to do... but those are self-imposed.

Eh, my reading list is growing faster than I can keep up with it, these days.  Pass.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#32
May 16, 2011, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:53:27 PM
At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.

The sad part is that when this is discovered by someone . . . it probably will be considered genius. Look at Twilight.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
May 16, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:56:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
When I first found that, a bunch of PDers wrote full page reviews...And by "review", I mean, "we took the author's dream, shackled its legs, and took it for a drag around the block."

He pissed and moaned until Lulu erased the reviews.   :lulz:

He now has a twitter and a website for the book, and - GET THIS - he's working on BOOK 2!

:banana:

Aw, fuck, do I have to read this shite?

You don't have to do shit except pay taxes and die.

But if you DON'T read it, you will fail to qualify for "Fantasy Hipster"...Because, let's face it, this book is as underground as you can get without coming out the other side.

Oh, I've got a couple other things I have to do... but those are self-imposed.

Eh, my reading list is growing faster than I can keep up with it, these days.  Pass.

Read this, and you'll never read again!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#34
May 16, 2011, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:57:11 PM
Read this, and you'll never read again!

Fuck that noise, then.

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

#35
May 16, 2011, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 16, 2011, 07:53:27 PM
At least that chick who wrote that novel of HP fanfic where Harry and Draco are both goth emo boys admitted, eventually, she wasn't serious. It was all for lulz. This guy . . . I think he might be serious. Maybe even . . . sincere . . . in his belief that this is *art*.

He is.  He lives in North Filth in Tucson, and he's a pretentious little prick.

He honestly believes this is the next Lord of the Rings, and that it's only a matter of time before his genius is discovered.  In the meantime, he works at WalMart and lives in his parent's house, at age 30.

The sad part is that when this is discovered by someone . . . it probably will be considered genius. Look at Twilight.

And Rebecca Black.

Freeky

#36
May 16, 2011, 11:09:04 PM
My next campaign will have a part called "The Night Strengths the Necromancers". True story.
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