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Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« on: May 15, 2011, 07:49:47 am »
Give me your worse pick up lines

I'm just joking around with someone, messaging back and forth, and we were having fun doing bad pick up lines and I've already used up all mine.
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2011, 07:51:50 am »
I don't have a bed, can I sleep in yours?

My cousin lost his virginity to a pig, I was hoping to do better, can you help?
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2011, 07:59:58 am »
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better tying my wrists to a bed frame.

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2011, 12:27:19 pm »
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better tying my wrists to a bed frame.



I...

Nevermind.  No comment.   :wink:
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2011, 05:29:41 pm »
If you were a fish I'd take you home and mount you over the fireplace.

(Some loon actually said that to me once.)

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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 05:34:01 pm »
My friend said I'd be really good for you.
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 05:53:27 pm »
Oh geez:

There's a party in my pants and you're invited.  (or I like the Steve Correll version from Ron Burgundy:  You're invited to the pants party.)

Are you from Tennessee?  Because you're the only 10 *I* see...

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone but with you I could make a Bedrock...

Hi the voices in my head told me to come over to talk to you.

Hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?

Wanna see a hard drive?  I promise it ain't 3.5 inches, and it's not floppy.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 05:54:03 pm »
Worst line used on me.  "Are you married?  ...  Is he here?"
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 05:55:25 pm »
Are you an angel, or did these feathers come from somewhere else?
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 05:57:07 pm »
Hey baby, you make me stutter:  wha-wha-what's your name?

What's your sign?  (obvious/cliche)

Do you work for UPS?  I coulda swore you were checking out my package!

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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2011, 06:14:10 pm »
Give me your worse pick up lines

I'm just joking around with someone, messaging back and forth, and we were having fun doing bad pick up lines and I've already used up all mine.


Is that a HEMI under your hood or are you just happy to see me?

Have I ever told you about my tow fetish?

Do those mudflaps go all the way up?

Oh, sorry.  Those were pick-up pick up line. 
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2011, 07:10:24 pm »
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Hey, wanna go back to my place, get a pizza delivered, and fuck like rabbits all night? What, you don't like pizza?

Did you wash your jeans with windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2011, 07:14:16 pm »
Does this smell like chloroform?
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2011, 07:24:00 pm »
Surprise!
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Re: Yo can you help me out here (not a serious matter)
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2011, 07:30:54 pm »
My name is "Doug."   That's God spelled backwards with a bit of "you" wrapped up in it.

Hi, I'm an astronaut.  My next mission is to explore a bit of Uranus.

My love for you is like diarrhea.  I can't hold it in.