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Started by Luna, May 15, 2011, 03:37:53 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:40:18 PM
Oh gods a tin hat chaser? Ugh

I refer to them as "belt bimbos."

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

Some have the mistaken impression that shagging someone of higher status confers that status upon them.  Technically, it CAN work... if the person they're banging fights for them in crown and wins, she gets to be queen.

However, it is not uncommon to see somebody who could very well win get his ass kicked, hard, because the lady for whom he fights would be, in the opinion of the other chivalry, unacceptable on the throne.  

Yep, I have been in discussions where members of the Chiv will figure out who can beat the guy and make sure they're in Crown Tourney, not to win, just to keep the other guy from winning. Nice to know Midrealm isn't alone in that :D

I have yet to see a belt bimbo go after a green belt though :D
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Luna

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:40:18 PM
Oh gods a tin hat chaser? Ugh

I refer to them as "belt bimbos."

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

Some have the mistaken impression that shagging someone of higher status confers that status upon them.  Technically, it CAN work... if the person they're banging fights for them in crown and wins, she gets to be queen.

However, it is not uncommon to see somebody who could very well win get his ass kicked, hard, because the lady for whom he fights would be, in the opinion of the other chivalry, unacceptable on the throne.  

Yep, I have been in discussions where members of the Chiv will figure out who can beat the guy and make sure they're in Crown Tourney, not to win, just to keep the other guy from winning. Nice to know Midrealm isn't alone in that :D

I have yet to see a belt bimbo go after a green belt though :D

They call it "voting."  At least in the East, they're not SUPPOSED to do it, if you're not in Crown to win, you shouldn't be in there... but it happens.

I haven't seen them chase after green and yellow belts... but then, I don't hang with as many laurels or pelicans as I do chiv. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:29:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:25:26 PM
He's on his own.

Dude, it would be funny.  :lulz:

True, it'd be funny.

Right now, I'm making bets with myself on exactly who she's going to screw around on him with.

It'll either be her new boss at work, or someone with more prestige in the SCA.  (My guess is that she thought that his position as a squire to a respected member of the chivalry would be her way back to some kind of respectability in the SCA...  She doesn't realize that he was squired because he was seeing ME, so the household adopted HIM.)  I expect she'll attempt a member of the chivalry, next.

She does, I'll tag her with the nickname "Crazy Cait II" so fast her head will spin.

People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

The SCA is a complex social system and there are people with as much sleaze and poor political skill as there are in the real world. The ratio is thankfully lower, and the general response to that kind of sleaze is generally very negative from the rest of the group.

People in the SCA tend to push for ideals like honor and chivalry; belt chasers and the like often end up as the butt end of jokes and part of the general gossip.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

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Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:40:18 PM
Oh gods a tin hat chaser? Ugh

I refer to them as "belt bimbos."

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

Some have the mistaken impression that shagging someone of higher status confers that status upon them.  Technically, it CAN work... if the person they're banging fights for them in crown and wins, she gets to be queen.

However, it is not uncommon to see somebody who could very well win get his ass kicked, hard, because the lady for whom he fights would be, in the opinion of the other chivalry, unacceptable on the throne.  

Yep, I have been in discussions where members of the Chiv will figure out who can beat the guy and make sure they're in Crown Tourney, not to win, just to keep the other guy from winning. Nice to know Midrealm isn't alone in that :D

I have yet to see a belt bimbo go after a green belt though :D

They call it "voting."  At least in the East, they're not SUPPOSED to do it, if you're not in Crown to win, you shouldn't be in there... but it happens.

I haven't seen them chase after green and yellow belts... but then, I don't hang with as many laurels or pelicans as I do chiv.  


Yeah, I'll never have a white belt, but I hope someday to have a green one... but there's not really the hot swooning girls for poetry and cooking :D

ETA: Though when I was fencing in hose and a short houppelande, I got several nice comments :D
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Luna

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:40:18 PM
Oh gods a tin hat chaser? Ugh

I refer to them as "belt bimbos."

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

Some have the mistaken impression that shagging someone of higher status confers that status upon them.  Technically, it CAN work... if the person they're banging fights for them in crown and wins, she gets to be queen.

However, it is not uncommon to see somebody who could very well win get his ass kicked, hard, because the lady for whom he fights would be, in the opinion of the other chivalry, unacceptable on the throne.  

Yep, I have been in discussions where members of the Chiv will figure out who can beat the guy and make sure they're in Crown Tourney, not to win, just to keep the other guy from winning. Nice to know Midrealm isn't alone in that :D

I have yet to see a belt bimbo go after a green belt though :D

They call it "voting."  At least in the East, they're not SUPPOSED to do it, if you're not in Crown to win, you shouldn't be in there... but it happens.

I haven't seen them chase after green and yellow belts... but then, I don't hang with as many laurels or pelicans as I do chiv. 


Yeah, I'll never have a white belt, but I hope someday to have a green one... but there's not really the hot swooning girls for poetry and cooking :D

There may not be fickle belt bimbos lining up for cooking and poetry, but I happen to be fond of a man who knows his way around the kitchen and with a fine command of the language.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:56:47 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:40:18 PM
Oh gods a tin hat chaser? Ugh

I refer to them as "belt bimbos."

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

Some have the mistaken impression that shagging someone of higher status confers that status upon them.  Technically, it CAN work... if the person they're banging fights for them in crown and wins, she gets to be queen.

However, it is not uncommon to see somebody who could very well win get his ass kicked, hard, because the lady for whom he fights would be, in the opinion of the other chivalry, unacceptable on the throne.  

Yep, I have been in discussions where members of the Chiv will figure out who can beat the guy and make sure they're in Crown Tourney, not to win, just to keep the other guy from winning. Nice to know Midrealm isn't alone in that :D

I have yet to see a belt bimbo go after a green belt though :D

They call it "voting."  At least in the East, they're not SUPPOSED to do it, if you're not in Crown to win, you shouldn't be in there... but it happens.

I haven't seen them chase after green and yellow belts... but then, I don't hang with as many laurels or pelicans as I do chiv. 


Yeah, I'll never have a white belt, but I hope someday to have a green one... but there's not really the hot swooning girls for poetry and cooking :D

There may not be fickle belt bimbos lining up for cooking and poetry, but I happen to be fond of a man who knows his way around the kitchen and with a fine command of the language.

DAMN ME FOR MISSING PENNSIC THIS YEAR! :D
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Luna

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:57:51 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:56:47 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:40:18 PM
Oh gods a tin hat chaser? Ugh

I refer to them as "belt bimbos."

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

Some have the mistaken impression that shagging someone of higher status confers that status upon them.  Technically, it CAN work... if the person they're banging fights for them in crown and wins, she gets to be queen.

However, it is not uncommon to see somebody who could very well win get his ass kicked, hard, because the lady for whom he fights would be, in the opinion of the other chivalry, unacceptable on the throne.  

Yep, I have been in discussions where members of the Chiv will figure out who can beat the guy and make sure they're in Crown Tourney, not to win, just to keep the other guy from winning. Nice to know Midrealm isn't alone in that :D

I have yet to see a belt bimbo go after a green belt though :D

They call it "voting."  At least in the East, they're not SUPPOSED to do it, if you're not in Crown to win, you shouldn't be in there... but it happens.

I haven't seen them chase after green and yellow belts... but then, I don't hang with as many laurels or pelicans as I do chiv. 


Yeah, I'll never have a white belt, but I hope someday to have a green one... but there's not really the hot swooning girls for poetry and cooking :D

There may not be fickle belt bimbos lining up for cooking and poetry, but I happen to be fond of a man who knows his way around the kitchen and with a fine command of the language.

DAMN ME FOR MISSING PENNSIC THIS YEAR! :D

That is a pity, was looking forward to it.  Richter and I were talking about bringing fencing gear to the meatup, just before you said you weren't coming, so we could all play.   :p

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Well my trip to Turkey went from 3 months to 6 weeks... so in theory I may still show up for a weekend, but that all depends on how crazy work is.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Suu

Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 09:40:18 PM
Oh gods a tin hat chaser? Ugh

I refer to them as "belt bimbos."

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 09:40:51 PM
People screw around for position in the SCA?  :lulz:

Some have the mistaken impression that shagging someone of higher status confers that status upon them.  Technically, it CAN work... if the person they're banging fights for them in crown and wins, she gets to be queen.

However, it is not uncommon to see somebody who could very well win get his ass kicked, hard, because the lady for whom he fights would be, in the opinion of the other chivalry, unacceptable on the throne.  

ETA:  Suu, you know at least one of the guys I'm talking about, here.

I know of 2.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

I don't see guys all over my blue belt. Fuckers.

Then again, boy see fighter colors on girls and get intimidated. :)

I wonder if Sir Ankara ever got hit on? She's pretty, and she's also mean as fuck on the field.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Don Coyote

And further reasons why I stepped away from the SCA :lulz:

Suu

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 10:27:49 PM
And further reasons why I stepped away from the SCA :lulz:

Hitting on female knights and getting the shit beat out of you?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Suu on May 17, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 10:27:49 PM
And further reasons why I stepped away from the SCA :lulz:

Hitting on female knights and getting the shit beat out of you?

No, the politicing and schemeing.

Female white belts are teh  :fap:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on May 17, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 10:27:49 PM
And further reasons why I stepped away from the SCA :lulz:

Hitting on female knights and getting the shit beat out of you?

Wait.  What?  They beat the shit out of anyone who hits on them? 

Are you guys infested with Susan Brownmiller clones, or something?
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Suu

No, we were just talking about belt bimbos and I was trying to see if it worked the other way.  :lulz:

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 10:38:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 17, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 10:27:49 PM
And further reasons why I stepped away from the SCA :lulz:

Hitting on female knights and getting the shit beat out of you?

No, the politicing and schemeing.

Female white belts are teh  :fap:

You know, I want to run for baroness next term...and I keep thinking more and more how much of a bad idea it is....then a GREAT idea...and then an AWESOME IDEA.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."