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ITT: Luna's dealing with the shit in her head

Started by Luna, May 15, 2011, 03:37:53 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:25:22 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

I will have to teach everyone the Shovel Tarp song some year. Maybe Pensic 2013. :lulz:

In the meantime....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7gNf_9njs

Luna

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 17, 2011, 08:24:00 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.
Atta girl.

HER, I can wish dead.  Preferably of some truly spectacularly painful STD.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

Yeah, that one stung.  
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

I have always wondered how people can be that delusional. Like she's just going to be hanging out waiting for his precious ass to come back.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

I have always wondered how people can be that delusional. Like she's just going to be hanging out waiting for his precious ass to come back.  :lulz:

IIRC, Herbert had a similar delusion concerning Suu.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

I have always wondered how people can be that delusional. Like she's just going to be hanging out waiting for his precious ass to come back.  :lulz:

IIRC, Herbert had a similar delusion concerning Suu.   :lulz:

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

Every time I broke up with someone I didn't want them back.

Luna

Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

I have always wondered how people can be that delusional. Like she's just going to be hanging out waiting for his precious ass to come back.  :lulz:

Yeah, THAT's gonna happen.   :roll:

I've got a pretty strict limit of one fucking-over per person.  He's had his.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:32:22 PM

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

Every time I broke up with someone I didn't want them back.

He didn't WANT to break up the marriage.  He just wanted her TOO, you see.

:vom:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:33:50 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:32:22 PM

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

Every time I broke up with someone I didn't want them back.

He didn't WANT to break up the marriage.  He just wanted her TOO, you see.

:vom:

Why, you selfish bitch!  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

I have always wondered how people can be that delusional. Like she's just going to be hanging out waiting for his precious ass to come back.  :lulz:

IIRC, Herbert had a similar delusion concerning Suu.   :lulz:

Fuck that noise. What a pack of retards. Life doesn't work that way, and if you try to force it to you end up alone and pathetic.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

Quote from: Charley Brown on May 17, 2011, 08:35:19 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:33:50 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:32:22 PM

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

Every time I broke up with someone I didn't want them back.

He didn't WANT to break up the marriage.  He just wanted her TOO, you see.

:vom:

Why, you selfish bitch!  :lulz:

I know.  So unreasonable.

But, I gotta be me.  

Mostly, now, I'm figuring out who that is.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:30:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 17, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 17, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 17, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
The shovel tarp song was in reference to Luna's NYEX btw.

I don't know the shovel tarp song.  :(

I don't want him dead, though.

See, the fuckmuppet will, sooner or later, make him miserable.  I want to enjoy that.

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

I have always wondered how people can be that delusional. Like she's just going to be hanging out waiting for his precious ass to come back.  :lulz:

IIRC, Herbert had a similar delusion concerning Suu.   :lulz:

"Welcome back, may I ask what you are doing in my bed?"

"Well I realized I made a mistake and..."

"She threw you out because she didn't know you were married?"

"How did you know?"

*holds up cellphone* I" stole her number when you weren't looking, and sent her a pic of our wedding pic."

"Oh...shit..."

"Couch."

"...Couch?"

"Couch." *rolls over* "Goodbye".


Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2011, 08:26:40 PM

That may be so, but I maintain that he deserves it more, for the comment about "coming back in 2-3 years, when this fling is over".

For that alone, he should be forced to whack off with a debriding glove.

I fucking threw up in my mouth when I heard that one.

I know what she has in her medicine cabinet, and I highly doubt he's using a condom.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

Quote from: Suu on May 17, 2011, 08:37:06 PM

I fucking threw up in my mouth when I heard that one.

I know what she has in her medicine cabinet, and I highly doubt he's using a condom.

Don't give a damn, either way, he doesn't touch me again.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

And if he does, you know there's a small army that want to break his arms.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."