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Started by Felix, May 16, 2011, 09:25:10 AM

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Felix

May 16, 2011, 09:25:10 AM
I didn't see any threads like this. What are some good vegan/vegetarian recipes? I'm not sure how exactly you would make a recipe a Discordian one...I suppose you would just call it so and it would be.
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Triple Zero

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May 16, 2011, 11:09:02 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 09:25:10 AMI didn't see any threads like this.

Then you didn't even look.
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Slyph

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May 16, 2011, 01:46:05 PM
WORD SALAD
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Tomatoes
Lettuce
Thorazine

LMNO

#3
May 16, 2011, 04:35:54 PM
1. Find a recipe.  
2. Take out or substitute all animal products.
3. Eat it.
4. Realize veganism is stupid.
5. Go get a bacon cheeseburger.

Don Coyote

#4
May 16, 2011, 04:37:06 PM
I want a bacon cheeseburger now. :argh!:

Luna

#5
May 16, 2011, 04:43:39 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 16, 2011, 04:37:06 PM
I want a bacon cheeseburger now. :argh!:

That's it.  Five Guys, tonight.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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May 16, 2011, 04:48:57 PM Last Edit: May 16, 2011, 07:07:53 PM by Luna
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Slyph

#8
May 16, 2011, 09:40:38 PM
Right right right...

Burger patty made of, right? Lamb... Using falafel mix as the binder.

Trust me, that shit is awesome.

Freeky

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May 16, 2011, 09:48:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 04:35:54 PM

4. Realize veganism is stupid.


Pretty much this, because veganism is RETARDED.  No milk, butter, eggs, yogurt, cheese, fish, etc? I guess you're down to rice cakes forever, bud.

Slyph

#10
May 16, 2011, 09:55:59 PM
You know man, during an impressionable ebb, I started reading this big article on Veganism right? And they were talking about it from an economic perspective and I was like, sure, yeah, I'll go in for anything that "spreads the wealth" sort of thing. If it is genuinely more efficient, if it'll help, sure...

Anyway, I got to a particular passage in the essay, and it said something about how people "enslave bees".

Enslave. Fucking. Bees.

Yeah, I still eat meat.

Freeky

#11
May 16, 2011, 09:57:18 PM
Enslave bees? for srs? FUCKING :lulz:

Luna

#12
May 16, 2011, 10:00:36 PM
Haven't you SEEN, Freeky?

The little bees with teeny, tiny chains, tying them to the hive...

Fucking hell, people are stupid.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Succulent Plant

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May 16, 2011, 10:04:38 PM
Quote from: Slyph on May 16, 2011, 09:55:59 PM
You know man, during an impressionable ebb, I started reading this big article on Veganism right? And they were talking about it from an economic perspective and I was like, sure, yeah, I'll go in for anything that "spreads the wealth" sort of thing. If it is genuinely more efficient, if it'll help, sure...

Anyway, I got to a particular passage in the essay, and it said something about how people "enslave bees".

Enslave. Fucking. Bees.

Yeah, I still eat meat.

I've had vegans tell about the immorality of 'stealing' honey from bees, with tears in their eyes.   :lulz:  And that was before "Bee Movie" came out too. 

Slyph

#14
May 16, 2011, 11:19:00 PM
What about stealing tea leaves from the tea trees, rather than using synthetic analogues? That's surely immoral, after all







all proper tea is theft
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