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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 16, 2011, 07:22:24 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 16, 2011, 07:22:24 PM
You know what I hate?  Pot-smoking objectivist-anarchist libertarian pervert shamans who believe in magic while doing steampunk wrong.  Smoking their spliffs and wanking over sigils, while they preach self-reliance on Starbucks wifi at the university, paid for with daddy's credit card.

Yeah, they're the fucking worst.  When they're not hanging around the philosophy section at Barnes & Noble trying to look menacing, they're trolling Pagan coffee shops, looking for trustafarian chicks to glom onto.

That's bad news for the trustafarian chicks.  These bastards will go on and on about the Great American Novel that will expose the nanny state for what it is, but they never seem to actually write it...And when the unfortunate trustafarian girl finally dumps them, they'll hang out on the girl's stoop in the rain each night, reading Emily Dickenson poems as loud as they can while still sounding pathetic.  The horror.

It is my opinion as a Holy Man™ that they should all be bludgeoned with a bag full of Ayn Rand novels and Raven Silverwolfhands "sacred texts", and then be tipped into the sewer.

"But", they say, "I'm drawing sigils as fast as I can!  The Free Market™ shall provide for me, for I believe in it, I even built a fucking altar to it, where I "work with" the Gods of the Marketplace.  I shall have a job in NO TIME!  That's what SELF-RELIANCE is all about!  What?  Yeah, put my next Mocha Java Frappachino on dad's AMEX with the rest.  Thanks."

My response is that without the sacred GOYA rituals, all of that is as useless as Ron Paul's retarded kid.  GOYA is a secret ritual held by blue-collar workers and successful artists the world over, but I am here today to break the silence and reveal the secret to you fuckjobs.

Get Off Your Arse.  Yep, it's that simple.  If you're looking for a job, go hit the fucking bricks and apply every day.  If you're writing a novel, WRITE the fucking thing...Of course, if you're just using the concept as a pick up line, more power to you.  Enjoy your smelly trustafarian chicks.  Fact is, Get Off Your Arse is the ONLY ritual that works, and you don't even need a cheesy, Cutlery World "athame" to make it work.

And, if you want to spew "rational anarchy", "self-reliance", and "the Free Market™", you'll have a bit more credibility if you aren't on dad's credit card or the public teat...And if you want to spew shit about things that AREN'T REAL, like "shamanism", "magick", and "sigils", well, I can't stop you...But expect the mockery you so richly deserve.

And, finally, if you feel the need to smoke pot, knock yourself out.  Just don't feel the need to drop in and tell us about how it changed your life, opened up your mind, and put you in contact with your fucking "totem spirit", or whatever the hell it is you hallucinated last.  We don't want to hear it, and we'll make your fucking eyes bleed if you insist on screaming "420! SMOKE POT EVERY DAY".

Seriously.  You're a plague on mankind, and if you really loved me, you'd kill yourself today.

Or Kill Me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#1
May 16, 2011, 07:23:43 PM
 :eek:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#2
May 16, 2011, 07:25:07 PM
SPECTACULAR!

AFK

#3
May 16, 2011, 07:26:01 PM
OSHIT, I think Rogers just caused a Singularity. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#4
May 16, 2011, 07:26:15 PM
There are gems in there.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2011, 07:22:24 PM
Fact is, Get Off Your Arse is the ONLY ritual that works, and you don't even need a cheesy, Cutlery World "athame" to make it work.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
May 16, 2011, 07:27:01 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 16, 2011, 07:26:01 PM
OSHIT, I think Rogers just caused a Singularity. 

I'm on solid ground, here.  Nobody here seriously argues the "AI JESUS" thing, so there was no need to put it in the OP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#6
May 16, 2011, 07:27:23 PM
That felt like..dude...fuck...AWESOME :lulz:

Freeky

#7
May 16, 2011, 07:29:20 PM
:lol: and :mittens:

Luna

#8
May 16, 2011, 07:29:34 PM
That many threads, woven that tight...

Awesome.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#9
May 16, 2011, 07:30:08 PM
:mittens:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
May 16, 2011, 07:33:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 16, 2011, 07:29:34 PM
That many threads, woven that tight...

Awesome.

Wasn't hard.  From what I've seen, people who believe in one bullshit idea (Sigils, for example) will also believe in any number of other make believe things (The Free Market™, supply-side economics, rational anarchy, etc).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
May 16, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
GOYA.


I hear and obey, O Holy Man™.

Luna

#12
May 16, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 07:37:25 PM
GOYA.


I hear and obey, O Holy Man™.

Working on it.  Gonna fall back on my ass once in awhile, I know this...  I just have to remember to keep getting back off of it.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cain

#13
May 16, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
500+ pages.  Easy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
May 16, 2011, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 16, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
500+ pages.  Easy.

Yep.  Sooner or later, someone will stagger in here looking to defend their Truth™.

My guess is one of the libertarian tards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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