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STOP, part 1: Cafe Druids, Suburban Shamans, and all the other retards.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 17, 2011, 06:42:07 PM

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LMNO

#30
May 18, 2011, 12:09:30 AM
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE BUILT THIS GODDAMN CITY ON!
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Freeky

#31
May 18, 2011, 12:15:07 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 18, 2011, 12:09:30 AM
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE BUILT THIS GODDAMN CITY ON!
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:lol:

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
May 18, 2011, 12:35:02 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 17, 2011, 08:04:55 PM
I have to admit, I did join in a pagan May Day ritual a few years ago... after expressly telling the people asking that they probably wouldn't want my goddess there... and dropping hints as everyone was getting ready that Eris would probably make something bad happen. I kept looking up at the sky nervously, looking around as though something terrible was about to happen and, as planned, that unease spread.

About halfway through the ritual, the skies opened up and dumped a torrent of rain on all of them. They never invited me to join them for another ritual.  :lulz:

What, they're not going to credit Thor or Zeus for that? That is their domain, after all.   :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nadezhda

#33
May 18, 2011, 12:36:18 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 17, 2011, 11:44:48 PM
:mittens:  I have to confess that 10 years ago I fancied myself a bit of a suburban shaman...luckily that trend quickly reversed itself.  :lulz:
B'awwwwwww, I just wanna hug you and give you cookies and a rattle with pink and orange feathers on it with a drum track playing and patpat your head.

I will refrain though, because your avatar still unnerves me.  Also you could probably beat me up.

Nephew Twiddleton

#34
May 18, 2011, 12:48:13 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 12:36:18 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 17, 2011, 11:44:48 PM
:mittens:  I have to confess that 10 years ago I fancied myself a bit of a suburban shaman...luckily that trend quickly reversed itself.  :lulz:
B'awwwwwww, I just wanna hug you and give you cookies and a rattle with pink and orange feathers on it with a drum track playing and patpat your head.

I will refrain though, because your avatar still unnerves me.  Also you could probably beat me up.

She could. No probably about it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#35
May 18, 2011, 03:49:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 12:48:13 AM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 12:36:18 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 17, 2011, 11:44:48 PM
:mittens:  I have to confess that 10 years ago I fancied myself a bit of a suburban shaman...luckily that trend quickly reversed itself.  :lulz:
B'awwwwwww, I just wanna hug you and give you cookies and a rattle with pink and orange feathers on it with a drum track playing and patpat your head.

I will refrain though, because your avatar still unnerves me.  Also you could probably beat me up.

She could. No probably about it.

She WOULD, after that post and given half a chance.

Nadezhda

#36
May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.

Nephew Twiddleton

#37
May 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.

Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
May 18, 2011, 05:44:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.

Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.

:? How do you reach that conclusion?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Adios

#39
May 18, 2011, 05:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.

Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.

Not true.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
May 18, 2011, 06:33:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nadezhda on May 18, 2011, 06:33:22 AM
The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.

Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.

What? 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#41
May 18, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Adios

#42
May 18, 2011, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.

She's okay in my book.

Nephew Twiddleton

#43
May 18, 2011, 06:47:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on May 18, 2011, 06:44:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on May 18, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.

She's okay in my book.

Didn't get very good sleep last night. I'm in the process of finding a new place to live in a short amount of time. Probably not thinking too clearly. My apologies, Nadezhda.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nadezhda

#44
May 18, 2011, 07:07:51 PM
:D  It's all good!  I may prove you right eventually, don't get your hopes up :)

Also, I think part of the reason I didn't start posting until now (I signed this account up three years ago or something) is that I was afraid of the big, bad, scary discordians.  So like, super serial dudes, wtf is this shit.

PS
Seriously though, I can overlook that the magical dinosaur has tiny little fluffy wings, but they are WAY TOO far back on his body!  His face should be plummeting to the earth!

PPS
On topic
For one of my Cult. Anth. classes last year, I wrote a paper on the origins, approprition, and misappropriation of the word "Shaman," first by dumbass touristoscholars and then by the modern neopoopin movement.  It ended up being a big judgmental-fest but I ended up being a bit-more-than-an-armchair-expert on it... But when you have someone who is trying to claim that they are a Shaman because they have a shitty plastic drum and use a guided meditation CD, and you try to educate them that they are
1)not practising anything remotely SiberoRussian  or
2)NOT A SHAMAN
they get insulted.
"Caffiene is a drug that will help my consciousness reach the otherworlds" they say, tapping away on their netbook on the free wifi, looking at one of the many neo-urban-shamsicle ezines or whatever that have popped up these days.
I love the climate here, but I'm really starting to hate a lot of the people in this town.

I still, to this day, have to have that argument about the difference in terms of "Wiccan" and "Witch," WHY DO THESE PEOPLE STILL EXIST.
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