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Started by Felix, May 15, 2011, 08:03:04 AM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

I find the my god is better than your god so I'm gonna fuck you up attitude strangely hilarious. I mean lets be honest, if there were a god and they gave a shit  couldn't they just do their own smiting?

Makes you almost wish one of the fuckers would step up to the plate and blast the fuck out of someone just once.

Luna

Quote from: Khara on May 17, 2011, 11:33:00 PM
I find the my god is better than your god so I'm gonna fuck you up attitude strangely hilarious. I mean lets be honest, if there were a god and they gave a shit  couldn't they just do their own smiting?

Makes you almost wish one of the fuckers would step up to the plate and blast the fuck out of someone just once.

They CAN'T, Khara.

See, they live on FAITH.  If you have PROOF that they're actually there, somewhere, then it's not faith, it's science, and they vanish in a puff of logic.

This I learned from Douglas Adams.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 17, 2011, 11:03:20 PM
I didn't realize they got dual citizenship, which certainly makes the whole question pretty much moot in a de facto sense.

When I was younger I was all about unification, and didn't really think about the issue in depth since it's a pretty emotional issue. If you're born into a Catholic family, chances are that are a Republican. If you are born into a Protestant family from the North, you probably are a Unionist, though this is certainly not always the case in either case. But there is a correlation there. But the more I learned about the issue, the more I realized how irrelevant the issue actually was from a practical/rational standpoint. That's when I came to the conclusion that for the time being a devolved government within the UK is the best route for the foreseeable future and let the Republicans have a referendum on severing ties with Britain when they have the votes to pull it off. And it's not like it's the 19th Century there when they actually had good political and social reasons to rebel. Would I like to see a united Ireland before I die? Sure. But the North is going to have to want it more than I do before I'm sold on the idea.
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East Coast Hustle

You'd better not be heard around Ulster being so reasonable. :lulz:
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Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 18, 2011, 01:19:21 AM
You'd better not be heard around Ulster being so reasonable. :lulz:

:lulz:

People get just as offended by that in Boston. Almost lead to a bar fight once. I diffused the situation by buying the pissed off republican a vodka Red Bull.
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East Coast Hustle

:lulz:

Actually, they probably get MORE offended by it in Boston. Nevermind that they're probably half-Polish/half-Lithuanian with one Irish great-grandmother, you know, YOU DON'T TAHK ABOUT THE OLD COUNTRY LIKE THAT, GODDAMMAH, I SWEAH TO GAHD I'LL CRACK YA FRIGGIN' SKULL IN!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 18, 2011, 01:34:17 AM
:lulz:

Actually, they probably get MORE offended by it in Boston. Nevermind that they're probably half-Polish/half-Lithuanian with one Irish great-grandmother, you know, YOU DON'T TAHK ABOUT THE OLD COUNTRY LIKE THAT, GODDAMMAH, I SWEAH TO GAHD I'LL CRACK YA FRIGGIN' SKULL IN!

This is true, but the gentleman in question was actually off the boat. From Cork if I recall.
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I voted for Trustache because he is sexy and the other candidates were less so. :p