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STEAMPUNK. FUCKING. WORLD'S. FAIR.

Started by Suu, May 19, 2011, 12:46:57 PM

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Suu

#15
May 19, 2011, 06:34:52 PM
Actually last year, the extent of the cleanliness of the restrooms surpassed my best guess based on what I've experienced from other genre conventions. Steampunks may as well be the next evolution of nerd, as in, they know where the toilet paper goes after you use it, AND flush.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#16
May 19, 2011, 07:16:01 PM
This is probably why they're not much fun at parties. If you're acting civilized at a con, you're DOIN IT WRONG.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#17
May 19, 2011, 07:17:16 PM
There's a line between civilized and proper hygiene, though.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#18
May 19, 2011, 07:38:55 PM
Lemme rephrase:

If you're not acting like a drunken loutish barbarian at a con, you're DOIN IT WRONG.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#19
May 19, 2011, 07:39:54 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 19, 2011, 07:38:55 PM
Lemme rephrase:

If you're not acting like a drunken loutish barbarian at a con, you're DOIN IT WRONG.



Again, I hung out with the wrong people for Norwescon. :argh!:

Cramulus

#20
May 19, 2011, 07:43:11 PM
I SHIT RETRO FOR BREAKFAST.
             \




WANNA BORROW MY SLACKS AND FANNY PACK?
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YOU'LL BE SO HIP YOU'LL NEED A METAL ONE
             \

Suu

#21
May 19, 2011, 07:48:35 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 19, 2011, 07:38:55 PM
Lemme rephrase:

If you're not acting like a drunken loutish barbarian at a con, you're DOIN IT WRONG.



Oh that shit we got down pat.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#22
May 19, 2011, 07:52:42 PM
UP UP AND AWAY WE GO!

Ugh, New Jersey.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#23
May 19, 2011, 08:19:39 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 19, 2011, 07:39:54 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 19, 2011, 07:38:55 PM
Lemme rephrase:

If you're not acting like a drunken loutish barbarian at a con, you're DOIN IT WRONG.



Again, I hung out with the wrong people for Norwescon. :argh!:

Norwescon hasn't been worth a shit since about 1999, in all fairness.

But yeah, you did. I really should have made time to stop in for a few hours, but it was, uhh, so far out of the way from, uhh, Kent.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

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#24
May 20, 2011, 02:41:28 AM
I has Yuengling.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#25
May 20, 2011, 03:42:11 AM


It was all fun and games... until Richter shaved the goat...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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leln

#26
May 21, 2011, 12:33:55 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 20, 2011, 03:42:11 AM


It was all fun and games... until Richter shaved the goat...

You expected him to leave such an opportunity unexploited? Ignorant heathen. The goat is only the beginning, as you'll learn as the weekend progresses...

Be sure to take pictures, lest the truth be lost.

On a side note, be glad I'm not there, despite the additional room fees my absence forces on the rest of y'all. I went to work today. It sucked at times. My mood improved slightly when my ability to taste food and drink returned in time for dinner, but I'm still congested, hoarse, coughing up weird things and angry at the world. Mucinex only goes so far. If I was crashing on a hotel room floor, you'd all have to listen to me whine. As it is, I can sip cheap scotch, wait for my strength to return and anticipate you guys recounting various shenanigans. Please don't disappoint me.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Luna

#27
May 21, 2011, 04:03:31 AM


Richter tyying Suu up for the evening...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

#28
May 21, 2011, 04:09:20 AM


The Deacon Richter later informed the young man's girlfriend that no satisfaction was gained in return for this act.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

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#29
May 21, 2011, 04:28:28 AM
Richter nearly succeeded in rupturing my spleen. Corset off and in civvies for the rest of the night.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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