even with story and statement of srsns, still not sure if srs.

[Disco Pickle]

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

[Cain]

Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Little do they suspect, all the volunteers are Satanists who are just in it for the free sacrifice victims.

[Disco Pickle]

Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.

So far, NOTHING.

I may not be beating him hard enough.

[Disco Pickle]

When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.

[Freeky]

When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.

[Telarus]

Animals don't have souls and so are tools of Satan.  No real Christian would treat an animal as anything more than slave labour.

Hell I'm no Christian and yet I've been trying to teach the damn cat how to wash dishes and vacuum for years so that I might enjoy a more leisurely lifestyle.

So far, NOTHING.

I may not be beating him hard enough.

Dude, your totally picking the wrong chores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA

[Nephew Twiddleton]

When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

my favorite quote. 

confusion should probably be replaced with celebration.

Well, I'll miss a lot of Christians. But I'll be happy for less god in government. Unfortunately we'll still be stuck with the same politicians anyway.

Lip service gets yuo nothing. Jesus hated hypocrites.

If he came around the first time nowadays, I'd expect to see him down at The Machine in Kenmore Square. srsly. That's how he rolled.

[Bruno]

Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?

[Succulent Plant]

This one is ran by atheists, so christians can be sure they definitely won't be raptured. lol  http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ 

[Disco Pickle]

Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?

It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their God^TM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless Heathens^TM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell.  

Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.

[Succulent Plant]

Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?

It is, for the people dumb enough to actually fall for something like this, all but outright admittal that their God^TM put their cute little furry friends on the planet to bring them joy only until such time as he returns to collect their souls, leaving the cute and fuzzys behind with the Godless Heathens^TM to burn for all eternity in a fiery hell. 

Having shit like that in your brain must be what it's like to be on an acid trip that went south during the first hour.

There was a news story about the earth bound pets one that I linked, 259 people signed up for it.  http://wap.npr.org/news/Business/136475372

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?

Only if you think small business = government.

[Jasper]

Waitaminnit.

If they hire only non-christians, isn't that, like, a violation of seperation of church and state or some thang?

What