OS loyalty = Religion

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I loled. http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/apple-causes-religious-reaction-in-brains-of-fans-say-neuroscientists/

[Don Coyote]

I am not surprised at all. I wonder if political or martial arts do the same.

[Adios]

I am not surprised at all. I wonder if political or martial arts do the same.

Only if humans are involved.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I loled. http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/apple-causes-religious-reaction-in-brains-of-fans-say-neuroscientists/

I am utterly unsurprised that vile infidel Apple users treat their Apples as an object of worship.  They are all religious fanatics that should be wiped out.

There's a joke here involving Christians wanting to exterminate Muslims for being violent, but I haven't had enough coffee yet, and I can't find the punchline.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

[Adios]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

Systems would crash and nobody could win. 

Incompatable process error, please reboot and try again. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

Linux users tend to be the ones that get REALLY mad if you make fun of Linux, as I am sure you may remember from this very board.  Apple users tend to wear berets, hold their cigarettes in a reverse grip, and recite bad poetry at coffee houses.

[Don Coyote]

IT'S A BUNCH OF BOXES WITH FUCKING WIRES AND SHIT111111

[Faust]

When you buy something you always want to assume what you've got is the best as someone who is using win 7, xp, os x and a ubuntu distribution for work can safely say;

There is no satisfactory operating system.

None of them do exactly what they should do. Computers suck, technology sucks.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

Linux users tend to be the ones that get REALLY mad if you make fun of Linux, as I am sure you may remember from this very board.  Apple users tend to wear berets, hold their cigarettes in a reverse grip, and recite bad poetry at coffee houses.

And Windows users tend to be boring, Dockers-wearing fucks with bad haircuts who live in the suburbs. I want them all to declare Holy War on each other.

[Don Coyote]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

Linux users tend to be the ones that get REALLY mad if you make fun of Linux, as I am sure you may remember from this very board.  Apple users tend to wear berets, hold their cigarettes in a reverse grip, and recite bad poetry at coffee houses.

And Windows users tend to be boring, Dockers-wearing fucks with bad haircuts who live in the suburbs. I want them all to declare Holy War on each other.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

Linux users tend to be the ones that get REALLY mad if you make fun of Linux, as I am sure you may remember from this very board.  Apple users tend to wear berets, hold their cigarettes in a reverse grip, and recite bad poetry at coffee houses.

And Windows users tend to be boring, Dockers-wearing fucks with bad haircuts who live in the suburbs. I want them all to declare Holy War on each other.

Now, now, there's no sense getting all personal about it.  There's nothing boring about windows users.  They can play minefield AND solitaire.  Linux users can congratulate themselves for being so clever, and the Apple User is at the mic saying

A duck killed a cow,
Woman, don't mess with my space,
I walk like a tree...

While everyone else is saying "craaaaaazy" and snapping their fingers while they slurp down expresso in those silly little cups.

I have all this shit figured out.

[Adios]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

Linux users tend to be the ones that get REALLY mad if you make fun of Linux, as I am sure you may remember from this very board.  Apple users tend to wear berets, hold their cigarettes in a reverse grip, and recite bad poetry at coffee houses.

And Windows users tend to be boring, Dockers-wearing fucks with bad haircuts who live in the suburbs. I want them all to declare Holy War on each other.

I wear sweats and haven't had a haircut in years.  

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would like to see a holy war between Apple and Linux users.

Linux users tend to be the ones that get REALLY mad if you make fun of Linux, as I am sure you may remember from this very board.  Apple users tend to wear berets, hold their cigarettes in a reverse grip, and recite bad poetry at coffee houses.

And Windows users tend to be boring, Dockers-wearing fucks with bad haircuts who live in the suburbs. I want them all to declare Holy War on each other.

Now, now, there's no sense getting all personal about it.  There's nothing boring about windows users.  They can play minefield AND solitaire.  Linux users can congratulate themselves for being so clever, and the Apple User is at the mic saying

A duck killed a cow,
Woman, don't mess with my space,
I walk like a tree...

While everyone else is saying "craaaaaazy" and snapping their fingers while they slurp down expresso in those silly little cups.

I have all this shit figured out.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Heh, I must be a heretic then I just picked up a laptop with Windows 7... first Windows box I've owned since Windows 95