What the hell happened to my White American privelege? This is an OUTRAGE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This coffee tastes like ASS.  It tastes like it was run through a fucking cow instead of a coffee machine.  It's fucking rancid, and makes army coffee taste good by comparison.  I find this unconscionable.  I mean, this is America, and if we can't go into space  anymore, at least we could make a half-decent cup of Joe, for Christ's sake.

What the hell kind of empire IS this, anyway?  I have a RIGHT to proper coffee, and if that means old Juan Valdez and his fucking mule need to hump it up and down the mountain a little faster, then so be it.  We're why he's THERE, after all...Without us, he would be unemployable in his nasty little unfurnished country.  If I had MY way, I'd send a Marine expeditionary force down to Columbia and teach those lazy bastards a lesson.  Why else do we have Marines?  In the good old days, the military KNEW it's job, which was to keep the world safe for Hills Bros and United Fruit.

This cup of coffee ruined my life.  I can't even enjoy listening to my Ipod.  I should be compensated for that.

I just emailed this to Senators John Kyl and John McCain.

You should post it on that one guy's blog.

Go for it.

I've already posted two, which he has not approved.

[PopeTom]

"All the GOOD countries speak English, the rest are just being stubborn".

This is your foot in the door to start an argument a discussion about Imperial vs. Metric measurement.

[Rumckle]

I'm absolutely SICK of hearing in the news about these God-damn asylum seekers coming over here in their shitty little boats, and all the politicians going on about it. If we didn't get rid of the White Australia Policy none of this would have happened, they'd come over here and we'd either sink their boats, or send them to where they came from (if the media was watching). None of this debate by politicians, and then the people in Canberra can get back to what they should be doing, giving me tax cuts and making it cheap for me to buy a quarter acre block in the suburbs. Hell, if we still had the White Australia Policy those trouble makers wouldn't start race riots every couple of years by bashing up hard working, white folk.