The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations regrets to inform you...

Started by Suu, May 23, 2011, 03:58:18 PM

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Suu

May 23, 2011, 03:58:18 PM
That effective May 27th, 2011, your employment with the University of Rhode Island is scheduled for involuntary termination due to the lack of funding available for the 2011-2012 academic year.

We are sorry for the inconvenience.

Hugs and Kisses, now bend over, and kiss your life goodbye.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
May 23, 2011, 04:05:29 PM
That sucks ass.   :sad:
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Suu

#2
May 23, 2011, 04:06:54 PM
Yeah, I think this killed the meatup for me. Rent needs to be paid.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#3
May 23, 2011, 04:31:06 PM
Those fuckers.

Suu

#4
May 23, 2011, 04:34:16 PM
Red Stag neat tastes like burning.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 23, 2011, 07:08:06 PM
Aw shit. :(
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#6
May 23, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
That fuckin' sucks.
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Suu

#7
May 23, 2011, 08:54:36 PM
What I want to know is why they thought it was a good idea to tell me this on a Monday half way through my shift and then say it was okay for me to finish the week?

That's a great way for me to have a reason to perform arson tomorrow.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Kai

#9
May 24, 2011, 12:28:11 AM
Oh shit. I didn't see this post before I replied to the other one.

Now I feel like an insensitive ass. I'm sorry.
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Suu

#10
May 24, 2011, 01:54:22 AM
It's okay.

I'm exploring other options right now. Both employment and academic...Maybe it's time to see how much Brown will cost me after all.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#11
May 24, 2011, 12:28:03 PM
I feel sick to my fucking stomach.

Why am I even bothering to go in?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#12
May 24, 2011, 12:32:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 12:28:03 PM
I feel sick to my fucking stomach.

Why am I even bothering to go in?

Because you need all the hours you can get until you get something else lined up.   :sad:
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

#13
May 24, 2011, 12:40:18 PM
Well yeah...

They also could have given me the rest of my pay period, but fiscal quarter is June 1st...and hence, why I'm shitcanned.

If it wasn't for the weather, I'd actually dress nice...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#14
May 24, 2011, 12:43:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 24, 2011, 12:40:18 PM
Well yeah...

They also could have given me the rest of my pay period, but fiscal quarter is June 1st...and hence, why I'm shitcanned.

If it wasn't for the weather, I'd actually dress nice...

Pfagh.  You can do better, and will.  Besides, you have to go in to use their printer for your resume.   :D
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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