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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 26, 2011, 01:17:28 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

May 26, 2011, 01:17:28 AM
I love this fucking otter.

http://stupidotter.blogspot.com/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 26, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#3
May 26, 2011, 02:19:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
You know... it's this kind of exclusive content that people buy a Kindle for.

http://www.amazon.com/Kidnapped-Spanked-Alien-ebook/dp/B004BA52LC/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306368589&sr=1-24


I am NOT paying $5.59 for bad sci-fi porn.

Go to eBooks, then Kindle Bestsellers.  The right-hand column is a list of the top selling free books.  There's usually a bunch of bodice-rippers in there, in between the "oh, God, save them" Christian fiction and the occasional sprinkling of other stuff.  Occasionally some decent sci-fi/fantasy stuff (usually the first book of a series, to get you going), some nonfiction.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Elder Iptuous

#4
May 26, 2011, 02:25:54 AM
Luna, do they have free hardcore erotic romance novels?  if that is available, imma get the wife a kindle and save a boatload of cash. (she burns through them quick, and they aren't cheap)

Luna

#5
May 26, 2011, 02:53:11 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 26, 2011, 02:25:54 AM
Luna, do they have free hardcore erotic romance novels?  if that is available, imma get the wife a kindle and save a boatload of cash. (she burns through them quick, and they aren't cheap)

Lemme see...  The selection rotates, but today, we've got (just pulling a couple):


http://www.amazon.com/Bound-By-The-Heart-ebook/dp/B0046H9IBA/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_6


http://www.amazon.com/Private-Games-ebook/dp/B0032C998W/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_11

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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
May 27, 2011, 06:32:01 AM
Those look terrible enough to be completely worth it.  :lulz:

There's a new stupid otter entry today: http://stupidotter.blogspot.com/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#7
May 27, 2011, 10:51:10 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 27, 2011, 06:32:01 AM
Those look terrible enough to be completely worth it.  :lulz:

There's a new stupid otter entry today: http://stupidotter.blogspot.com/

The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.

Side bonus, Iptuous...  They do not take up space in your house.  If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of.  She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
May 27, 2011, 02:49:48 PM
My Kindle is scheduled for delivery today!
:jebus:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#9
May 27, 2011, 03:04:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 27, 2011, 02:49:48 PM
My Kindle is scheduled for delivery today!
:jebus:

:noodledance:

Awesome!  You'll love it.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Elder Iptuous

#11
May 27, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 10:51:10 AM
The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.

Side bonus, Iptuous...  They do not take up space in your house.  If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of.  She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.

Well, that's the one part i would miss.  i like building smut forts out of them and hiding in them to pop out of at her when she least expects it, and then ravage her after yelling, "I'm a pirate!" or, "I'm a benevolent and horny Incubus!", etc.

I think i'll research ereaders and get one for her.  hopefully i can find a p2p resource for freely traded hardcore smut.  she buys books by thumbing through them at the store and making sure that they don't try to slip in some tedious plotline, but they can often be tricky...

Luna

#12
May 27, 2011, 05:07:03 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 27, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 10:51:10 AM
The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.

Side bonus, Iptuous...  They do not take up space in your house.  If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of.  She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.

Well, that's the one part i would miss.  i like building smut forts out of them and hiding in them to pop out of at her when she least expects it, and then ravage her after yelling, "I'm a pirate!" or, "I'm a benevolent and horny Incubus!", etc.

:lulz:  Your wife is a lucky lady.


QuoteI think i'll research ereaders and get one for her.  hopefully i can find a p2p resource for freely traded hardcore smut.  she buys books by thumbing through them at the store and making sure that they don't try to slip in some tedious plotline, but they can often be tricky...


Oh, it's out there.   :wink:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#13
May 27, 2011, 05:18:41 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#14
May 27, 2011, 05:23:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2011, 05:18:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 26, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
You know... it's this kind of exclusive content that people buy a Kindle for.

http://www.amazon.com/Kidnapped-Spanked-Alien-ebook/dp/B004BA52LC/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306368589&sr=1-24


WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Apparently, a contender for the title "Worst Sci Fi book EVAR."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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