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WHERE IS THE SHITCOCKING LINKS THREAD?!?!?!?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 26, 2011, 01:17:28 AM

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#15
May 27, 2011, 09:19:46 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 27, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 27, 2011, 10:51:10 AM
The first looks like your standard bodice ripper, the other one is fairly hardcore.

Side bonus, Iptuous...  They do not take up space in your house.  If she goes through a lot of these, you likely have enough of the damn things to build a shed out of.  She can fit a couple thousand of the damn things on the kindle.

Well, that's the one part i would miss.  i like building smut forts out of them and hiding in them to pop out of at her when she least expects it, and then ravage her after yelling, "I'm a pirate!" or, "I'm a benevolent and horny Incubus!", etc.

I think i'll research ereaders and get one for her.  hopefully i can find a p2p resource for freely traded hardcore smut.  she buys books by thumbing through them at the store and making sure that they don't try to slip in some tedious plotline, but they can often be tricky...


I use library.nu.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#16
May 27, 2011, 11:24:47 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 02:53:11 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 26, 2011, 02:25:54 AM
Luna, do they have free hardcore erotic romance novels?  if that is available, imma get the wife a kindle and save a boatload of cash. (she burns through them quick, and they aren't cheap)

Lemme see...  The selection rotates, but today, we've got (just pulling a couple):


http://www.amazon.com/Bound-By-The-Heart-ebook/dp/B0046H9IBA/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_6


http://www.amazon.com/Private-Games-ebook/dp/B0032C998W/ref=zg_bstf_154606011_11



QuoteIf you enjoyed PRIVATE GAMES, don't miss these sizzling stories, also by Tawny Taylor:
Slave of Duty
Girl Enslaved
Double Take
Claim Me
Conquered
Enslaved by Sin
Wild Knights
Wicked Knights
Wanton Knights
Wild, Wicked & Wanton
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

#17
May 27, 2011, 11:42:42 PM
 :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#18
May 28, 2011, 12:56:09 AM Last Edit: May 28, 2011, 01:00:07 AM by Luna
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 27, 2011, 11:24:47 PM

QuoteIf you enjoyed PRIVATE GAMES, don't miss these sizzling stories, also by Tawny Taylor:
Slave of Duty
Girl Enslaved
Double Take
Claim Me
Conquered
Enslaved by Sin
Wild Knights
Wicked Knights
Wanton Knights
Wild, Wicked & Wanton


I know a wild, wicked, and wanton knight or two...  
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
May 28, 2011, 01:04:05 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 27, 2011, 11:24:47 PM

QuoteIf you enjoyed PRIVATE GAMES, don't miss these sizzling stories, also by Tawny Taylor:
Slave of Duty
Girl Enslaved
Double Take
Claim Me
Conquered
Enslaved by Sin
Wild Knights
Wicked Knights
Wanton Knights
Wild, Wicked & Wanton


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#20
May 28, 2011, 02:05:14 AM
The titles are a continuous source of amusement for me.
we currently have "Ravished by a Viking" sitting on the throne in the library...
:lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
May 28, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK

MY FRIEND GIFTED ME THIS BOOK AND IT'S FUCKING AWFUL

AND HILARIOUS

WHAT THE HELL


http://www.amazon.com/My-Minotaur-ebook/dp/B004P5NQ52/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&s=digital-text&qid=1306544614&sr=1-1

This might ACTUALLY be the worst thing I've ever read, and not just because it's poorly-written.  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
May 28, 2011, 02:09:19 AM
Maybe I need to start augmenting my income with completely stupid pornographic literature.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#23
May 28, 2011, 03:22:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 28, 2011, 02:09:19 AM
Maybe I need to start augmenting my income with completely stupid pornographic literature.
If it starts into the smut within the first four pages, doesn't have any sections of plot longer than a few pages, and does not have any guy on guy, then Mrs. Iptuous will contribute to your fund.
also, try to vary the terminology for genitals a bit.  it seems that various authors will stick to one single euphemism for an entire book...

i'm surprised there aren't websites that you can dial in the characteristics that you desire, and have it spit out a generated smut novel yet.  these are the days of miracles and magic. why don't we have infinite tailored smut?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
May 28, 2011, 05:58:56 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 28, 2011, 03:22:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 28, 2011, 02:09:19 AM
Maybe I need to start augmenting my income with completely stupid pornographic literature.
If it starts into the smut within the first four pages, doesn't have any sections of plot longer than a few pages, and does not have any guy on guy, then Mrs. Iptuous will contribute to your fund.
also, try to vary the terminology for genitals a bit.  it seems that various authors will stick to one single euphemism for an entire book...

i'm surprised there aren't websites that you can dial in the characteristics that you desire, and have it spit out a generated smut novel yet.  these are the days of miracles and magic. why don't we have infinite tailored smut?

Oh. SOMEBODY could make a mint on that!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
May 29, 2011, 07:48:55 PM
Hahaha:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1374761?ref=W_Ask&utm_source=Ask

QuoteHow does a mice poop smell like is it very bad?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
June 01, 2011, 07:19:55 AM
GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMN WITH A SHARP STICK TO THE EYE WHAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM&feature=player_embedded

FUCK ME
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#27
June 01, 2011, 10:12:35 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

#29
June 02, 2011, 12:06:01 AM
Um...wut?  :lulz:  Goddammit there's some really bad shit out there.
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