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Placid Dingo

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Authenticalistic
« on: May 29, 2011, 02:47:38 pm »
Life doesn't come with any guarantees but, ladies and gentlemen, I do. I make this dedicated pledge to you to be absolutely and inconsistently inauthentic. Politically, socially and artistically, sexually, spiritually and emotionally detached from the firm clutches of authenticity.
I can guarantee you a politic build of a prestigious mishmash of left and right ideology, structured around socialism and sold with the unfiltered pomp of objectivist rantings. I guarantee you relationships built on inarticulate emotions and shifting boundaries that fail to conform to immediate expectation. I promise you music, film and literature so far removed from any conceivable target audience you will be disengaged from the mothership for long enough to double check your intuitive sense of taste. I grant you compromise, disentangled discourse, antithetical aesthetic and a special kind of cognitive dissonance best served chilled. Ladies and gentlemen, I present myself without pretense, without expectation, consistently inconsistent and inherently inauthentic; Goodnight!
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.