Authenticalistic

[Placid Dingo]

Life doesn't come with any guarantees but, ladies and gentlemen, I do. I make this dedicated pledge to you to be absolutely and inconsistently inauthentic. Politically, socially and artistically, sexually, spiritually and emotionally detached from the firm clutches of authenticity.
I can guarantee you a politic build of a prestigious mishmash of left and right ideology, structured around socialism and sold with the unfiltered pomp of objectivist rantings. I guarantee you relationships built on inarticulate emotions and shifting boundaries that fail to conform to immediate expectation. I promise you music, film and literature so far removed from any conceivable target audience you will be disengaged from the mothership for long enough to double check your intuitive sense of taste. I grant you compromise, disentangled discourse, antithetical aesthetic and a special kind of cognitive dissonance best served chilled. Ladies and gentlemen, I present myself without pretense, without expectation, consistently inconsistent and inherently inauthentic; Goodnight!